Rubber ducks... Really, Marty?
YOU'RE NOT A REAL TEXAN!

Try this...

I've worked hard all my life. I've got a nice house on a nice spread. I've got a nice garden and I tend to be quite generous.

However, my nearest neighbor is a trailer-trash pig farmer who has become far too "dependent" upon my generosity. In fact, he has become arrogantly demanding because his pigs need my corn!

So, I decide to actually make a little profit with my produce elsewhere. Screw him AND HIS STINKING BACON! I can raise my own damn pigs!


DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME HERE... CANCEL CULTURE IS ALIVE AND WELL @JPF!
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT'S ALREADY BEEN DELETED...