250415 0905amCentral
For some of you, I am very sorry to have to report that the DOW is up 185 points at this moment on this morning.
I know that is disappointing news and does not buttress the Trump-is-doom narrative that you clutch.

But there is hope that the wonderful head of the Chinese Communist Party will answer your prayers and do great damage to Trump and the world economy.

(To anyone reading this with no previous knowledge of this thread...this is satire.)


signed,

Ben the robot