Elderly couple sitting at the table eating breakfast....they both just retired
Husband:...”Hey honey, what are you up to today?”
Wife:....I’m going to be starting that art class I enrolled in last week...and you?”
Husband:....I’m gonna go down to the employment office...see what’s available....Boy that Liberation Day last week was fun...I wonder if they’ll make it an annual event? Remember, back in the good old days we used to celebrate “Infrastructure Week”....now that was a hoot. I guess, with all these tariffs, we can only afford a day now.”
Wife:...Yes, those were the days. Hey, have you heard the new name for those celebrating “Liberation Day”...they call them “Libtardians”.

Creators of music have a responsibility to their craft. When they have finished using all the notes and words, they must pass them down to the next generation with a simple request. “Use these to create new music.”...Steven McDonald