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Jesus Will Have to Email Me


Verse 1
If the sky falls tomorrow morning
And the angels hit “send all”
If the trumpet sounds at midnight
And the saints get the call
Don’t expect me to see the headlines
Or the breaking scroll on TV
I don’t keep up with the madness
Of what the world’s supposed to be
Chorus
Jesus will have to email me
He never watches the news you see
No cable shows in eternity
No anchors selling misery
If the world ends suddenly
Jesus will have to email me
Verse 2
They say the end times are trending
Every other Tuesday night
Some preacher on a podcast
Saying judgment’s in sight
But heaven ain’t subscribed
To every rumor that we start
God’s got bigger things to manage
Than the panic in our hearts
Chorus
Jesus will have to email me
He never watches the news you see
No cable shows in eternity
No anchors selling misery
If the world ends suddenly
Jesus will have to email me
Bridge
Maybe Gabriel’s got Wi-Fi
Up there past the clouds
Maybe heaven’s quiet office
Far away from shouting crowds
No politics, no headlines
No breaking tragedy
Just a simple message saying
“Son, it’s time to come with Me”
Final Chorus
Jesus will have to email me
He never watches the news you see
No fear channels on eternity
No panic running free
If heaven needs to reach old me
Jesus will have to email me

Last edited by bennash; 03/05/26 09:15 AM.
We’re all built from the same dust and dreams,
Different roads, but the same means.