Originally Posted by JAPOV
In a freak accident, John Voorpostel and Fdemetrio are both electrocuted while trolling the Web in their undershorts... and die horribly!

They meet OJ Simpson at the pearly gates...

OJ says, "What the hell are you idiots doing here?"

FD (DomDom) says, "I swear, I was just checking playoff scores and needed some lotion for my hands!"

JV says, "Dom, your boxers are still smoldering down around your knees..."

"I can't move my hands... They're Stuck," Dom exclaims!

OJ laughing says, "Yeah', stuck at the scene of the crime!"

Gritting his teeth, "So, I just have to stand here with my ass hanging out," Dom seethes?!

Grinning, JV says, "Well, there would be a bit more... "hanging"... if you didn't have such a grip on things, Dom."

(A crowd of souls behind them begins to murmur)

Dom glares at JV, "Oh, very funny Mr SnowflakeBeefcake@membersonly," he growls! "How exactly did YOU arrive here!?"

(Nameless face in the crowd) says, "It looks like he's hiding something in his shorts..."

Wide eyed, JV quickly turns his backside away from the crowd pointing at OJ, "Speaking of scene of the crime," he objects!

...."I like soft leather gloves," OJ shrugs...

(huh... wha... the crowd murmurs?) Then goes quiet.

"Soooo... what does that have to do with these gates," Dom asks cautiously...

"I was just trying to ignore Nicole, as usual, and enjoy some "me" time while on the phone with my long time lover," OJ scowls!