Let's try another approach...

This is trump:
I know where Trump stands on abortion.
I remember what he accomplished as POTUS.
I recognize politically motivated lawfare when I see it.
I know Trump likes women, and I absolutely relate.
I know Trump also likes gasoline and rib-eye steaks.
I know he seems arrogant because he says what he means.
Trump is definitely pro-Israel.
He's pro-law enforcement.
He's not a divisive, race baiting hate monger.
He only "identifies" as AMERICAN.
He defends the parental rights of school children.
Putin and Ping won't screw with him.
He won't confiscate my guns.
He doesn't blame inflation on transportation issues.
He knows sovereign borders are just common sense.
He understands good trade is fair trade.
He wants America to be competitive, not dependent.
And I know he's not a globalist green energy fraud.

Now, give me a better alternative...