This Lyric is #345

If I Had the Copyright
Carla Ulbrich
(c) 2006

If I Had the Copyright on the word f**k
I’d say f**k this job and yourself you dumb f**k
no need for hard work and no need for luck
If I Had the Copyright on the word f**k

It’s filthy it’s nasty unseemly and vile
That all may be true but it’s so versatile
So often deleted this fine expletive
Is a verb a noun and an adjective

If I Had the Copyright on the word f**k
I’d have no need for dadgum dang darn shoot or shucks
no need for hard work and no need for luck
If I Had the Copyright on the word f**k

Not a gasp not a sigh from my mouth would be heard
Nope just a cha-ching when I hear the F word
If people got jealous of all of my wealth
I’d tell them to copyright sh*t d*mn and h**l

If I Had the Copyright on the word f**k
It would roll off my tongue like water off a duck
Four-letter word usages perfectly honed
I could retire on New York alone

Where they say f**k the f**king motherf**kers I don’t give a f**k
If they can’t f**king take a f**king joke then hey what the f**k
Those f**kers will f**k you so don’t get f**ked up
Quit f**kin around or you’re gonna get f**ked

If I Had the Copyright on the word f**k
I’d say f**k this job and yourself you dumb f**k
no need for hard work and no need for luck
If I Had the Copyright on the word f**k



[This message has been edited by Marty Helly (edited 06-09-2006).]


Carla Ulbrich
Humorous Songs
"better thana bologna sandwich"
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