Welcome to the Just Plain Folks forums! You are currently viewing our forums as a Guest which gives you limited access to most of our discussions and to other features.
By joining our free community you will have access to post and respond to topics, communicate privately with our users (PM), respond to polls, upload content, and access many other features. Registration is fast, simple, and absolutely free; so please join our community today!
Cowboys & Indian Philosophy Steven Barkhimer/ c2001, Wandering Bark Music/BMI
Things were getting too complex The money, the job, the car, the sex And general ugliness everywhere I looked
So late one night as is my wont I got two sixpacks right up front And determined to seek my solace in a book
So I took off my pants and set up camp Right by my high intensity lamp Perused the shelves to see if aught appealed
Sat down on the floor with some day-old pita Cracked open the bhagavad gita And there stood arjuna looking at the battlefield
He saw his family all arrayed Against him with their weapons displayed To be or not to be, it was time to choose
He thought, Time and Fate make me go up Against everybody who helped me grow up If I lose I lose, and if I win, I still lose
He thought, I ain’t gonna do this [naughty word removed] Ain’t no good’s gonna come of it I’ll be damned if I’m going out to fight
Perhaps the time is out of joint But frankly I don’t see the point And I’m not gonna be the one to set it right
So at the risk of being thought afraid He sat griefstricken in the shade Of his parasol overcome with pity
Threw down his bow and spear When Krishna, his loving charioteer Saw his despair and mocked him with a ditty
He said, what was all that training for If finally there comes a war And you succumb to sentimental grieving?
Your foes all watch as you shrink from Your duty now that the hour’s come You don’t think of the legacy you’re leaving
And arjuna said, With all respect I conscientiously object To killing my friends and family who were kind
I just don’t see much reward In slaughtering people I adored Along with my cousin and an uncle who is blind
And Krishna scoffed, This is distraction That makes you lose the name of action Your impotent despair makes you a quitter
It should be no surprise that now You slay the ones who showed you how Cast off your fear, lift up your eyes, consider:
He who thinks he kills And he who thinks he is killed Both of them are mistaken That which is will never not be That which is not will never not not be I am the Lord Take up my sword Go forth and do your duty
Well, the text was getting rather dense But it all seemed to make great sense And was extremely beautiful to boot
I swear my head began to hum True, the beers had helped me some But I sensed a certain calmness taking root
So I closed the book and I killed the light And I murdered sleep, I stayed up all night Surrounded by a new-found truth and beauty
Decided to leave my job and wife Start out on a brand-new life Take up a sword, go forth and do my duty
So in the morning I pulled up to the light I really needed to hang a right There was a car there, I just pulled out in front
The guy started to beep and yelled, Hey wait, And I said, These are Massachusettes plates I drive any mother****in way I want
I could see I’d thrown him for a loop As he climbed red-faced from his coupe Determined to see just how far I would carry it
He started to swear and spit and kick Yelled, Get outta the car, you prick But I refused to dismount my royal chariot
I just smiled, rolled down, said: He who thinks he kills And he who thinks he is killed Both of them are mistaken Dig it
I said, If you wanna see old age And not be a victim of road rage Here’s my advice, I said and I flashed my gun
I said, If you wanna live another minute There’s your car, just get the **** in it And I shot him once in the ankle just for fun
Well, the bullet seemed to calm him some And I figured soon somebody’d come And he’d been in the hands of a capable officer
So I drove off and in my heart I knew I’d made a pretty good start On my new life as warrior and philosopher
[This message has been edited by Kaley Willow (edited 06-07-2006).]
We would like to keep the membership in Just Plain Folks FREE! Your donation helps support the many programs we offer including Road Trips and the Music Awards.
"I have dreamed a lot of things that have come true for other people, because I didn't take the action to make them come true for me." –Brian Austin Whitney