This Lyric is #104

'Santa Claus you're fat!'
words & music Chris VonTanner
©1984 Chris Tanner Music

(Intro.)
Everybody's tryin' some new diet craze
Everybody's workin out doin' aerobics these days
But there's one guy that gets bigger every year
So we're singin' him this song loud and clear...

(chorus)
Santa Claus you're fat
your cholesterol is up
and you're puttin' added stress on the reindeer
Santa Claus you're fat
it's not good for your heart
and we want you to come around next year

(v1)
Your belly shakes
like a bowl full of jello
that's what the old songs say
but we all know
it was not a bowl of jello
that made you look that way

(chorus)

(v2)
There won't be any cookies
by the fireplace tonight
only carrot sticks and celery
And we're leavin' you a tape
so you can work out with Jane Fonda
So next year you'll look like Oprah Winfrey

(chorus2x)
(background)
Ho-Ho-Ho and Merry Christmas
'give me those cookies little kid....'


[This message has been edited by Kaley Willow (edited 06-08-2006).]

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