My Wife's in Love with Jon Bon Jovi


Lyrics by Dave Gill


[v1]
When I was seventeen
I met the girl of my dreams
She was sweet and innocent
like no one I've seen
I took a chance and took her out
soon enough I had no doubt
that she would be my wife
and we'd have the perfect life

[V2]
She bought me a birthday gift
the very next year
It was the "Slippery When Wet" album
and I couldn't wait to hear
She didn't know the band
So I played her a song
but when she heard his angel voice
then everything went wrong
cause now

[ch]
My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi!
Look at that body
how does he find time to play?
My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi!
Every time he smiles
I can feel her slip away
She knows when he's on tv
and sees all his interviews
She can't be found when he's in town
Man, it's giving me the blues
I got no one else to blame but me
Cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi

[V3]
It started out so innocent
At first I was the man
But little did I know her love was
slipping through my hand
She'd hear a song on the radio like
"Never Say Goodbye"
And soon she'd be all over me
So good I'd almost cry
But it wasn't me she was lovin' on
I was merely playing host
she'd scream "Oh Jon!" a dozen times
and I couldn't even boast
because

[ch]
My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi!
His teeth are so white
They're seen from the moon
My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi!
If I don't see him act again
it'll be way too soon
She knows when he's on tv
and sees all his interviews
She can't be found when he's in town
Man, it's giving me the blues
I got no one else to blame but me
Cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi

[br]
Oh, How could I have been so wrong?
Oh, I never should have played that song!

[ch]
My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi!
Look at that body
how does he find time to play?
My wife's in love with Jon Bon Jovi!
Every time he smiles
I can feel her slip away
She knows when he's on tv
and sees all his interviews
She can't be found when he's in town
Man, it's giving me the blues
I got no one else to blame but me
Cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi
I got no one else to blame but me
cause she loves Jon Bon Jovi

Last edited by David Gill; 01/08/25 04:51 PM.

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