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by Gary E. Andrews - 02/10/25 09:52 PM
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ok, here's a funny one from me, actually a short story, but could be trimmed down for a song..thanks glyn
STILL LAUGHING WHEN I HIT THE WATER
Weather alerts with tornado warnings Came on all the radio and tv stations Rained all day and night with the hail the Size of golf balls
The skies were green and you could see The clouds swirling around like bumper cars Bumping into each other
The winds blew with a howling sound That made the hair on the back of my neck stand up
Neighbors said, storms a brewing and looks like The worst we’ve seen in close to 20 years Bolts of lighting flashing to the ground And all across the skies Thunder so loud shook the house and I was Sure it would break the windows out
Dog’s hiding under the beds and wont come out Kids huddled together on the floor with their Blankets over their heads
Too far out in the country To hear the small town’s tornado sirens If we had to take cover we had no cellar So, we’d have to protect ourselves The best we could
Wasn’t long till the lights went out We could hardly see from the candles we lit Which we carried from room to room
Well, the storm blew over in about an hour or so And we slept through the rest of the night
When day light came, my neighbor, sam and I went to check on my damage that might have been done
A couple of fences were down, which we had to mend Tree limbs we had to cut to clear the roads In one of the ponds, was a young calf With its hind leg’s stuck in the mud
It was getting exhausted from trying to free its self And its head was just about to go under the water
Sam went to his truck to get a shovel to dig the calf out He was a tall skinny man with brown curly hair And wore sunglasses wheather or not the sun was out
Sam was knee deep in the pond bent over behind The calf digging to free its legs When the calf got loose enough He started kicking which started slinging mud Everywhere and the calf ran on out to the pasture
I looked back at sam he was just standing there Looking like a huge ugly pond critter With the mud dripping off his nose hair and glasses With his arms stretched and the funniest look on his Face
And you know me I just had to start laughing And then more I laughed the madder he got And the madder he got the more I laughed
It was best for me to start running but I fell Flat on my face When he got to the bank I was rolling on the ground Laughing so hard I thought my sides would bust
And to my surprise this skinny ole’ man Picked me up and threw me as far as he could in the pond
Yep, I was still laughing when I hit the water
written by:glyn 2008
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