HIDee Mz Jeannie B!

I'm Definitely-Inspired TODAY....herewegooooo....

"GLOBAL WARMING (WITH A FREEZE WARNING)"

(INTRO)
That WEATHER-PERSON...Ain't MY Friend
'Cuz Here-I-AM...BUNDLED-UP..Again...

To HELL With "GLOBAL WARMING" as I FREEZE This-Morning
Yesterday It WAS ICE-STORMING
Here In FLORIDA, (The FORMER "Sunshine State")...
"SNOW JUST FELL"...In ORLANDO
We Got NO FIREPLACE...ONLY CANDLES
(Let ME Supply AL GORE..An EGG..UPON His FACE!)

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'Cuz IT'S GLOBAL WARMING..WITH A FREEZE-WARNING
& The GLOOM-&-DOOMERS Reap MY Scorning
(NO Polar Bears were FORCED to SWIM..TODAY!)
The MERCURY is AT THE BOTTOM
(FROSTBIT EARS?) You BET I GOT 'EM
So Friggin' COLD..You BET..There's HELL-TO-PAY!!!

I'm Wearin' FLANNELS (& I NEED FUR!)
You Can Hear My NEIGHBORS all Groanin' BRRRR!
(Do NOT Stick Your TONGUE on My FLAGPOLE!)
My Palms are BROWN; The Lawn's Got ICE
Freezin' My KEESTER In PARADISE
(Whoever Calls THIS "WARM" We Answer-Back "A$$Hole!")

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'Cuz It's GLOBAL WARMIN' With a FREEZE-WARNIN'
Them GLOOM-&-DOOMERS De-serve SCORNIN'
NO Polar Bears are FORCED TO SWIM...TODAY!
The Mercury Is AT THE BOTTOM
(& Purply-HANDS?) You BET I GOT 'EM
So Friggin' COLD, You BET There's HELL-To-PAY!!!

(BRIDGE)
Tho COLD Brings The WIFE-&-I...TOGETHER...
My ICY HANDS Don't Bring Her TOO-MUCH..PLEASURE!...

(CHORUS)
When It's GLOBAL WARMING With a FREEZE-WARNING
Can't SEE Thru The STEAM..as The COFFEE's Forming
& My HANDS SHIVER So I Can't Get TOO-MUCH DOWN!
My Soup Gets COLD on The Way To The TABLE
I'd Build a BIG BONFIRE If I Was ABLE
To TAR-&-FEATHER Them PROPHETS on The TV CABLE
'Cuz There SURE AIN'T NO WARMING In MY TOWN!

(TAG)
No SIGN of GLOBAL-WARMING In THIS TOWN!!!

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Last edited by "TampaStan" Good; 01/11/10 10:22 AM.