This lyric is: #341

Hal’s Theme
(Gordon Ondis ©2001)

Verse
Are you a woman waiting for love?
Hoping for a knight in shining armor,
Whose view of you is more soul mate than
Cut rate snake charmer?

Someone to love you for your inner princess
You know you’re talkin’ ‘bout the ideal man,
Sympathetic, empathetic, with a good
Attention span.

Chorus 1:
Well it’s not Hal, He’s not the one
Stay away from Hal -- it’s just a rule of thumb
Well it’s not Hal, no it’s not him,
He’s romantic root canal with a cheshire grin.

Verse
Are you tired of the all the compromise?
Like to leave your lonely life behind?
Sick of Vincent van Gogh guys
Tryin' to slice you a piece of mind?

Another night you spend alone
Try not to think about the years ahead
If you keep on ... on your own, you’ll join
The living dead.

Chorus

Break
Where do you go when you haven’t got a clue?
Who can you turn to for a gentle point of view?
How many times can you wish upon a star,
To find a lover better than a chocolate bar?

Chorus

[This message has been edited by blakeh (edited 09-02-2002).]