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Pineapples
lyrics by Toby Williams
BMI - Songs by Rootie - 2000

When your world is upside down and no one's nice to you.
When you teach your bird to talk but it will only coo.
When your lover leaves the country and bags your best friend too.
Listen to my snappy song, I'll tell you what to do.

When your face screams "Dr. Zizmor!"
and your eyebags need a tuck.
When you miss the lottery winnings and you're down to your last buck.
Don't reach for your revolver when you feel you're at the end.
Just buy a juicy pineapple, for it will be your friend!

ooooooo...delicious.
ooooooo....grants you wishes!

When your husband does your laundry and your whites all come back brown.
When you want to be alone but your in-laws are in town.
Don't eat a pint of ice-cream, it will only give you guilt.
Just eat a great big pineapple so you can stay well-built.

ooooo...it's thrilling!
oooooo...not too filling!
ooooooo...pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples.
ooooooo....pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples, pineapples

When the hair atop your head is starting to shed thin,
and the belt around your waist seems to be closing in.
You must gather your spare change and get yourself a treat.
A big, gigantic pineapple will get you through the week.

ooooo ...delicious
ooooo...grants you wishes!

(repeat pineapples chorus)

[This message has been edited by blakeh (edited 09-02-2002).]