Wow! LOL

This is great.
You two guys (?) have taken charge and are pounding your message home.
No one (below the age of 10) could withstand this barrage.
This is what they call, "TAKING-NO-PRISONERS!!!!!!"

And the message!...actually...what is the message?
Can you translate it from oblique-nonsensical-sissy-talk to English?
(with footnotes)

Miley Cyrus has been waiting her entire life to sing the profound "my truths" contained herein.

Put the word out?
Good luck with this one. You all have got a gem here!

Question though...how old are you two? John and Rob?

LOL