God Eve Bro D, (& Thanks for My Defense here..tho don't worry, I wound very-little after YEARS of Critiques & Near-Misses...heh!)

What's FUN about comparing the Two Lyrics-Mentioned is ONE has been written THINKING it's about "a GUY that GALS will absolutely LOVE to hear about."

The Other was written about a "THING that Gals will get a Big KICK to hear about."

(Probably NEITHER ONE will ever-SELL...however!)

Just for FUN..(& My Ego could care Less who Wins here)...

GALS...

Read Couch's "That's How I Roll" AFTER ya've read This Little Ditty..then VOTE:

Simply respond with "Stan" or "Couch" as to Yer Fave. No Need to say More.

IF Couch DOES win, I'll pen one In His Inimitable Style (as I've Already DONE on several FUN occasions, but it's NOT all-That-Hard to do Yet-AGAIN.) Might take 10 Beers...but 10 Years, Never! Heh! (This is really "Win-Win"..I've WANTED a good excuse to put down a few more Amberbocks this week!) ;-)>

Oh..maybe a Category "C" too: "They BOTH Suck"...

I'll certainly Respect Your Intelligence, M'LadyChums!

& Bro D...Thanks Again for da Kind Visite & Insightful Words, Amigo! you've always been a Good Friend & a Heckova Fine Budding Young Writer. Keep up Your Good Work...(& maybe DO that 911 Song...it's not too tough to lay it out: Scene 1: Breakfast Scene 2: Firestation, Bells a-ringing Scene 3: Talkin' to his wife on a collapsed Staircase via a scavenged Cellphone.) Outro:
Dust-Unto-Dust.

Waal...I Thankee Bro D for allowin' me to set up this Contest on Your Reply. Hey, if Couch LOSES, maybe HE oughta be required to write one in "MY not-so-Lyrical Style", whaddya Think?

OOO...Got The Title ALREADY for him: "FROM WHERE MY HEAD'S PEEKIN' OUT (I CAN SEE MY RIGHT ONE!)" ;-)>

Big Guy-Hug, Amigo,
Stan