HiDee Kind LadyChum!

Sorry you're in so much Pain!!! (That ol' saw about Havin' t'Crawl before ya can Walk...possibly applies again, poor gal!)

Yeah, I remember Ruth now...very Slapsticky, but endearingly-funny. Guess everyone Remembers Goldie, at Ruth's Expense.

The Commedienne I HOPE makes a Comeback is Judy Tenuta. She's had her Rounds with Substance Abuse...hope she's back on The Funny Trail again, 'cuz when she's hot, She Kills Me!

There's certainly An Opening for a Love Song of Sorts with an Auto Feel to it....like "I Fell In Love (With the Spare Parts Man)"...or SOMETHING Car-Related with a 50's Feel to it.

Lines like "I needed a New DASH"..."He Liked My HUBCAPS".."Admired my REAR-VIEW in the Mirror"..PUSHED All My BUTTONS to Check 'Em Out..."JUMP-STARTED my Battery".. There's a Million Double-Entendres just a-waitin' on them Parts Shelves, I'd suspect? Even "Cruise Control" is Fair Game...so pen-away Mz B!

I'm gunshy of penning ANY Computer-Related Lyrics...I hate the rotten Machines, do not work or relate WELL with the gadgets. (Takes over 10 Steps nowadaze to hook up with JPF in the AMs...used to take 2-3 with WebTv before my rig got Too-Obsolete to link with the new-"Improved" JPF Site.) So...if ya like that Pinky-Pushin' Quip, do feel free to run with it..I'm averse to Computer-Verses.

Waal...I'm late to Thank Folks on the Nice Lyric...(But the Spicy Ones are So Much More FUN...heh-heh..to Comment On!)

HOPE You're in Less-Pain Today..(DO listen to Your Doc..they got Experience on their side..JMO) Hope Ruth didn't go thru a Chemical Wasteland Period apres-Laugh-in...so many Out-of-Work Comics Do--it's such a shame! But yep, Artistes are Fragile Critters. & Audiences can always be Toughies to please.

Big Hugs (& a Wee Foot-Massage)
Stan