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by Gary E. Andrews - 10/19/26 09:48 PM
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WHITE TRASH DIAPER RASH https://soundcloud.com/sunset-poet-of-texas/white-trash-diaper-rash[VERSE 1] Bobby Lee came to me, Down on his luck, Ask me for a fifty, To gas up his old truck. Bobby and I go back, I could not say no, He said you know I love you brother, Pay you back real soon for sho'. [RETURN] Said I know you will Bobby. I know you will. [PAUSE] [VERSE 2] I was down at the package store, Standing in the check-out line, Bobby was up in front, Loading up cigarettes and wine. [REFRAIN] I said HEY THERE BROTHER BOBBY, How ‘bout my fifty bucks. He said get out my way before I break your face, People, like you, suck. [PAUSE] [RETURN] I said people like me just want our fifty bucks…back…Bobby! [PAUSE] [CHORUS1 ] White trash diaper rash broke out on Bobby Lee, Chapped the skin on Bobby’s butt, Made him talk that way to me, I’ll never understand it, This thing, I tell you what. White trash diaper rash done ate poor Bobby’s butt. [PAUSE] [VERSE 3] I used to have this girlfriend, Her name was Jenny Lee, Thin-lipped and kinda scrawny, But she looked real good to me Jenny said she loved me, Wanted to have my fam-i-ly. I liked the way she done me, The rest was fine with me. [VERSE 4] Tommy Joe came to me, Said there’s somethin’ you should know, Saw Jenn and Bobby Lee, Down at the picture show. They fogged up all the windows in Bobby’s old black truck. There’s no way they saw that movie. I think all they did was….. {PAUSE] [Spoken word] Was What Tommy! Was What! [PAUSE] And I... bought the gas that got em there. [CHORUS 2] White trash diaper rash broke out on Jenny Lee, Chapped the skin on Jenny’s butt, Made her talk that way to me, I’ll never understand it, This thing, I tell you what. White trash diaper rash done ate poor Jenny’s butt. [CHORUS3 ] White trash diaper rash broke out on Bobby Lee, Chapped the skin on Bobby’s butt, Made him talk that way to me, I’ll never understand it, This thing, I tell you what. White trash diaper rash done ate poor Bobby’s butt. [Outro]
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