Caroline,

I apologize, you are absolutly correct. I have a few marks (Pun intended) on my head, from several ex-wives and I do recall they had many other implements. Toasters, spoons, bricks, my guitars, even got hit by a cat once. There is no end to the creative uses a woman can use when she sets her mind to it.
As a matter of fact, at their convention in Vegas once a year, my ex-wives will usually feature a key note speaker. I remember two years ago, Helga, number 42, had her interpreter with her (East German, I was a mail order bride) and related that her first two husbands had died of rat poisoning. But she had said that number thee (the one before me) had died of head trauma. He had developed a taste for Rat poison. I don't remember much after that, but when you get 63 women in one banquet room for two days, the tales they can tell. A very inventive lot, those girls.

MAB