Hi Mike,

Snort.

There are two pictures I am getting from this that I don't think you intend, or, maybe you do.

I think it would be mean, now that he is sick and old and in a hospital bed, for you to ask him to roll over and give you a piggy back ride. Or, gasp, since his lips are growing cold, did he die? and you want to ride on the coffin?

I am also getting a vision of the singer spraying Old Spice in his ear.

One improvement would be to tell what advice Daddy actually gave, although in this personality you have taken on, I might be shocked at what you would add.

Rolling,
Vondelle