You have me all wrong guys I am not anti American. Some of my very good friends are from the USA. I write and record songs all the time with folk from all over the world. I even perform on occasion with some of your kinsmen. I just am having a little fun with YOU guys. You pretty much asked for it and I was pretty much tongue in cheek.

I still would like to hear some of your stuff and maybe read a lyric or three.

On a serious note I just think you are approaching things all wrong. Maybe it is just the Brit humour that does not travel over the pond so much or the fact that you keep your music to yourselves whilst making great claims.

I am always up for a challenge and would welcome a fee for recording a song...it is what I do for a living. I do not know about auditions. But hey if you want me to produce a vocal for any of your songs.... no prob....just let me know how much you pay and I will consider it.
I have my own home studio with decent equipmnt plus access to a pal's pro studio where just about anything can be done depending on how much is being paid. The songs you heard were all recorded by me with a little help from my friends. I think that is enough of an audition. I can sing in any style and have a range of voices that I can call on.
PS not all the songs on my site are covers...in fact the vast majority are my own original compositions or cowrites with others.
If you are serious about wanting me then the ball is back in your court... let me know...I am at your service for a price.
PPS I hope the blisters on our backsides heal up real soon. LOL

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