Last night around midnight here, after the Knick game, im walking home from bar. And I see a guy standing on the side of road
wearing checkered pajamas, and he's holding a gold Giibson Les Paul.

He says how you doin? I said Ok, then I started asking...like why are you out here, with your guitar....

He says oh you think I might get mugged? I said well, that 's possible.

You're not gonna do it are you? No, I say,

Then I notice his hands were all cut up from self harm.

Im like omg this guy is fucked...so I say man why is my uber so late, I didnt even order one, but now I was....

oh you're gettin an uber>" yea, longer walk that I thought"

Then he says wanna play my guitar while your waiting?

I say, ok yeah I play....

So im sitting there off the higway playing this crazy guys guitar.

People driving by beeping,,,,rock on! Some said.

Then I say, well you should get a case for this guitar, thats alot of money here.

He says I have a case, what do you think im retarded? Lol

Thankfully uber came shortly after.

Another day at the office

Last edited by Fdemetrio; 06/09/26 01:57 PM.