By the way, we took the liberty (it's not like you weren't inviting it) to check out your portfolio. We were impressed with your cover song, A Little Help From My Friends. In fact, it inspired us to compel you to consider recording Come Together as it was done in the motion picture, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE. To be sure, the vocalist there sounded just like you. (That's intended as a complement in the event it gets lost in digital translation.)

So we're thinking, if you can set aside your anti-American hostilities (c'mon, confess, everyone outside the States harbors these, even some peeps in the States, even some peeps down the block) long enough to consider our military Christmas song, "MISSING YOU IN ACTION," in which a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan writes to his spouse in Bend, Oregon right around the holidays, we might like to compensate you to record it. We're holding auditions this week through 11/30. We agreed we wanted either something very lonely (think Travis Tritt doing Trace Adkins in Every Light in the House is On) or very Randy Newman (think YOU).

Okay, so that's our olive branch. Take it or toss it in your Cuisanart and make oil out of it. Either way, please do not hesitate to get back to us.

By the way, did we mention the song will make you cry? Assuming you aren't so heartless as to be tear-less.

Doing our part for improving international relations...

Ya-ta-hey!

SUBURBAN COWBOYS MUSIC

Ralph Scott
Co-Executive Producer
SUBURBAN COWBOYS MUSIC
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