Luckily, that number of 25K songs allegedly uploaded to the satellite is definitely not the number of people who have been scammed, rather: if you look at those atlantic charts and see that they cover a plethora of popular songs produced in the past four decades, with a sprinkling here and there of the VMG 'stable', then it all comes back to reality.

Pepper your 'charts' with known names and big hits to give them the appearance of credibility. Then collect a few hundred from Joe Tyro and throw his song "Ain't This Exciting, Mom!" into the mix, 'place' it somewhere in the top thousand in the first week or two and away we go! We'll get you into the WORLDWIDE TOP 100, kid!!!

What next? Well... you won't be touring state fairs with Playtone's Galaxy Of Stars.