And speaking of "Brits" and Sir Winston's wit. I channeled him once, during my drinking days...

At a dinner party:

Woman: Midnite, are you drunk?
Midnite: Usually.

At which point, like a proper "Wannabe-Brit", I toddled upstairs to bed...Granted, it wasn't 't my house or bed, but it seemed like a wise move at the time...

If I had been feeling truly American at that point, I would have shouted "Road trip anyone?!?!?"...And eventually woken up at a truck stop in Tennessee with a car full of strangers....

Midnite

P.S ...Actually, I first channeled him several years earlier, when my then-wife asked me after an argument:

Wife: Do you ever wish you 'd married someone else ?
Midnite: No. But I wish you had .

Satchel was right. Something is gaining on me.

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