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Santa Claus was All-Tired-Out
As He Dismounted His Sleigh
He Felt As-Empty, as It Looked
When He Got Home Christmas Day

But, When He Got to His Bedroom
Someone Was There..In-Wait
Smiled as He Put a Finger to His Lips
('Saw Mrs Claus..Wearin' Her BUSTIER...)

(CHORUS)
& WHO PUT THE 'X' IN CHRISTMAS?
WHO Keeps Santa Chucklin' HO-HO-HO?
WHO Lets Santa Roam Around The Globe
& Lies WAITIN' for Him Here-At-HOME?
WHO PUT THE 'X' IN CHRISTMAS?
Why, SOMEONE With a HAPPY FACE
'Cuz She KNOWS After Santa's Hard-Day's-Night
SHE'LL MAKE THE NORTH POLE A WARMER..PLACE!!!

So Santa Took Off His Red Suit
Down to His Bright Long-Johns
& Mrs Claus Gave Him a French-Massage
T'Let Him KNOW She MISSED-HIM While-He's-Gone

& Somehow, SANTA'S RECOVERED!
Her Kissin' Made Him Come-ALIVE!
& It Was Turned into A JOYOUS NOEL
(Anything BUT..Another SILENT NIGHT!)

(CHORUS)
When SOMEONE PUT THE 'X' IN CHRISTMAS
Their Stockings Lay On The FLOOR!
& Santa Can't WAIT for NEXT-YEAR'S TRIP
(When He Can UN-LOAD..A LITTLE BIT..MORE!)

(HO-HO-HO...)

(TAG)
Have a MERRIER-THAN-EVER CHRISTMAS, SANTAS!

{JINGLE BELLS S.E.S/FADED-OUT}

(C) 2011 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

Ha, this was really cute, and not at all what I was expecting--more of a religious theme. Get it demoed and send to Justin Wilde. He just turned a Christmas song of mine down yesterday, but this one might stand out!

Thanks for the Kind Visit & Tip, Mz Betty! I'm about one GFClock sale away from a Recording Budget,..heh..& looks like a good Season ahead!

We'll soon see! Thanks for Your Nice Start to my day..we're off to the Flea Markets this AM!

Big Appreciative Hugs,
Stan

PS: Hey, I searched Justin...REMEMBER his Co. now...yeah..AND we just sold a BIG GFC to a couple awaiting an insurance claim in Orlando (Movers trashed their Bigg'n) so, if there's any left after I get IRS behind me from last yr's Self-Employment Taxes, I'll be off to a chum's Studio..& see if JW likes what he hears.
(Didn't on the 5 I sent..oh..about 6 yrs back...but Ya Never Know..heh!) Was also THRILLED the Blurb about JW appears on the Goodnight Kiss Music site...reminding me of Ol' L.A. Producer-Friend Janet Fisher..(& I'd forgotten she put my "Tall, Dark, & Ransoms" on her Osama bin Laden CD..ages-ago!) Glad to see she's Still in Da Music Biz!!! Big Thanks Again, Kind LadyChum!!!

Hey Stan,

This is a cute write and not too naughty with the lyrics...adults will add their own visuals without the graphic writing. It's all in good fun. I'm not much in a holiday mood these days. I used to love Christmas but it's difficult this year being unemployed and with my daughter's attitude lately. It's made everyone grumpy and I'm not even looking forward to having the family together because all they do is fight and complain. All I want for Christmas is a little peace and gratitude. Hope your holiday season is nice.

Hugs,
Jinx

HiDee Hardworkin' MzJ!

WILL get back to Our Co- this week (or don Cement Overshoes..heh!)...yeah, Christmas Season is a (Insert B-Word Here, or Worse!) some years... But..guess Our Nation's gotta Shop Itself Outta This Recession, Sooner-or-Later, so it might as well be NOW!!!

I always try to pen ONE "Really-Different" Christmas Lyric, Annually..& this baby feels like a Home-Run (tho it's gonna be TOUGH to Top-It Next Year)...

Guess I'll plug my "Granny Wants a Harley For Christmas" CD..(Available for Downloads just about Evawheres..& at CDBaby.com/TampaStan) so's I can get enough spare-change-in for some Holiday Hooch...heh... {There are a LOT of REALLY DIFFERENT ones on That CD...lemmie tellyas!} ;-).

But..Bing Crosby I Ain't...heh-heh!

Many Thanks for Your Kind Visite, Sweet LadyChum, & I'll soon reward Your Patience on the Great Start ya made on Our Co-!!!

Best Wishes, Big Hugs, (& maybe we should pen "Have a Bitchy Little Christmas"..just fer Fun?) ;-)>

Wee FHS, too,
Stan

You always do right the different ones and that's one thing I like about your writing...always unique and surprising.

I may start writing a "bitchy" Christmas song.You've got me thinking. If I get some words down I'll send them your way for another co- in the making...feeling a lot like the Grinch this year...hurting too much inside to feel like celebrating.

Take care and keep those songs coming. They always give me something to smile about!

Hugs,
Jinx

G'Mornin' Mz J!

While I like Cindy's Hubby's "Nobody Eats Chestnuts" song, I think maybe a good comedic Bitchy Angle is Fair Game for us to try.

Could just Parody "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" & insert "Bitchy" for "Merry"...

Have Yourself a Bitchy Little Christmas
'Cuz Your Tire Went Flat
All Your Haul from the Shopping Mall..Did That....

So...Have Yourself a Bitchy Little Christmas
& Drag-Out Your Jack
One to Sip, & One that Clicks, Clickity-Clack...

Here we are as in Golden Days
But they're Moldin'-Days, Right Now
Boss Said "Plant's Gonna Close-Real-Soon"
That's IT..Ker-Pow..so...

Add in something about the Cold Icy Weather..Noisy Carolers...tons of ADS that fall outta the newspaper for stuff WHO-Ever'll-Buy some of it..Incessant TV ads/Black Friday Shopping...etc. (& work in a "Heavy-Seasoning/"Lack-of-Reasoning" Rhyme in there somewhere..heh!)

Who SAYS Christmas HAS to be Happy, Eh?

I'm not down to the Grinch-State YET...but hopefully we'll sell & deliver 2-3 more GF Clocks in the next 2-3 Weeks...or I guess I-Too, will join the Grinch List.

But, it's always Fun to string some lights up & hit the Switch!

Thanks for Your Return Visit, Kind LadyChum! Have fun with this one/I'll get back on Our Other-in-The-Making this evening!

Best Wishes & Big Warm Christmas Hugs,
Stan

Just a wee Shameless BUMP here..& a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS to All My JPF Amigos! We're enjoyin' a Sunny, 70+ Degree Day here, while I do my Mexican Palm-Tree-Trimming, as-usual!

Hope Santa Brought Ya ALL some Great New Hooks for the New Year..& SOMEHOW I can come up with an even HOOKIER Lyric for Next Year's Festivities!

Best Chrismas Wishes, & Big Hugs, All-Around,
Stan

STAN THE MAN--

ZOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A GOOD XMAS--MAYBE XXMAS--ANYWAY I LIKE THIS ONE!@

WRITE ON!

Mackie

HiDee T-Bro, & Season's BEST to Ya!!!

Paper says St Pete was up to 85 Degrees yesterday, so we-uns had us a Real Hot Time of it on the Big Day! Son Chris was here from Chicago...dodging the Snow..& he & La Femme spent several Good Hours on the Porch Swing catchin'-up on busy lives..while I trimmed palm trees & spruced-up the yard(s) at all 3 houses.

Took my MacCaws for a Cycle Ride around the neighborhood...they're getting good at it, neither flew off..heh!
Hoping to get Title straightened out/Cycle classes attended..early in the New Year..so I can cycle 'em off to work every afternoon..more fun than driving a Van all-over!

Hope You & Yours had a Very Merry Christmas...& the Warm Buzz continues all thru the New Year!

Best Wishes for The Happiest Year Ahead,
Big Guy-Hug, too,
Stan

It's a long time between Christmases!