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{SECOND..in The Fantasy Series. I'll add Today I learned how to recharge my 'Cycle's Battery, Crank-'Er-Up...and navigate clear around the Block, Successfully..Twice. (Never-mind I almost slammed into a Big Black SUV/Laid it down heading in Neutral down my driveway/hadda have La Femme's help to stand it upright again..since it weighs 300 friggin' Pounds...& NOW have to get teased The Rest of My LIFE!!!) DO know how to use Brakes & Clutch now...had forgotten over the last Decade...heh! Wifey continually swears she'll NEVER ride with me...so...this'n's The Fantasy Lady, riding Behind-Me..heh!}

Monday-Until-Friday
You're an Av-er-age Housewife
But WEEKENDS Bring That High-Day
When We Perk-UP Our Appetites...

I Fire-Up My Ol' Harley
{It's Sat All-Week, in My Garage)
Then We Put On Our Helmets
Crank-It-UP, We're LIVIN' LARGE...

(CHORUS)
On Our MIDNIGHT MOTOR CYCLE RIDE
'Got Your Leather Mini-Skirt ON-TIGHT
(& Your PANTIES are NOWHERE..IN-SIGHT)
On Our MIDNIGHT MOTOR CYCLE RIDE!

Leave The City, Head for The Truckstop
A Little Down-The-Interstate
You're Gonna Make a Few JAWS DROP
& We Wouldn't Have It ANY Other WAY...

'Cuz ALL Them Drivers KNOW IT
(Sometime After Twelve-Thir-ty)
YOU are Gonna be HARLEY-IN' BY
MOONIN' All the RIGS Who Came To SEE...

(CHORUS)
..Yeah, On Our MIDNIGHT MOTOR CYCLE RIDE
Showin'-Off Your Assets, Full-of-PRIDE!
(I Don't Mind, Because They ARE..ALL-MINE
After..Our MIDNIGHT MOTOR CYCLE RIDE!)

{BRIDGE)
Oh Yes, It's A Little Obsession
But It's a Breath of Good Fresh Air
& You Make Such a Lasting Impression
When them High Beams hit Your Derriere...

(CHORUS)
On Our MIDNIGHT MOTOR CYCLE RIDE
As We ESCAPE Into the Dark-of-Night
Truckstop's ABLAZE.in a Sea of LIGHTS
After Our MIDNIGHT MOTOR CYCLE RIDE...

(TAG)
Then We Wheel-Home..& Make LOVE..ALL-NIGHT
After Our..MIDNIGHT MOTOR CYCLE RIDE!!!

(C) 2011 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

hey Stan,i've actually seen that and more at the rallys.The midnight ride is when we,i mean "they" all ride buck naked around the park.It's truely a sight to see.Good tune!Yeah,lay it down before you hit is always a good idea if there's no road shoulder or ditch.There are two kinds of bikers,one who has wrecked and one who is gonna wreck,welcome to the club!

STAN THE MAN--

At least you-all are enjoying that 2-WHEELER--giving the 18-WHEELERS a thrill--HAPPY THOUGHTS ALL NIGHT LONG!

Sounds like you're into the GOOD LIFE--I'M GIVING THUMBS UP--

RIDE ON--BUT BE CAREFUL!

Write on BRO'--

Mackie

HaHaHaHa..DAYUM, them Midnight Rides ya mention there sound kinda Potentially-Habit-Forming, Bro-CycleGuy!!! Just HAVE to visit a meet or two...soon's I pass my license..& course work, & get some yellow touch-up paint..for the 1/8 inch chip it got today.

Guess I better get some Insurance, too..while I'm at it..heh!

&,,SOMEDAY..I gotta pen one where all us at the Clothing-Optional Resort went au-naturale on a (tethered) Hot Air Balloon Ride. (Wifey prolly woulda DIED if the tether'd broke, but I'm not all- that-shy about Clothing-Optional.)

DO remember some Mooning Incidents back in my college days...heh-heh...kinda helped to not be Overly-Sober, WITH a good fast driver...for the Gettaways... ;-)>

Many Thanks for Your Kind Visit..& further Info on The Subject!!

Best Wishes, Big Guy-Hug, & a High-Five, Amigo,
Stan

Good Evenin' T-Bro!!!

Yeah, I'd heard Michael's Expression..back when I was Good Buds with our Township's Chief of Police, Bruce Carnes. Former Motorcycle Cop..& My Paper Route Customer!

Asked him if he'd ever given a DUI to a motorcyclist..."Sure"..was his answer...& THEN, he told me of these 3 CycleDudes that went out drinking one evening. 2 Left the bar earlier. 3rd guy was REALLY Wasted when HE left...saw 2 Headlights coming his way as he hit the road, figured he'd SCARE his 2 buddies a wee-bit by cycling right BETWEEN-'EM...heh...

Somehow, survived the car crash, but did end up with a steel plate in his forehead from goin' thru the windshield!

Got a ticket..too!

I've always driven sober..& scared. Even in a car. Allus loved that bumper sticker that says "DRIVE CAREFULLY..I Drive Like YOU!"

Most Truckers are excellent drivers/I've seen some real dangerous Bikers out there...heh...been passed by a pair of 'em doing wheelies...& well-over 100 MPH..on the Interstate..just last month. Just the shock of HEARING those 2 Bozos as they passed me almost spooked me off the road!

But..Lordy, that Cycle was FUN today after it almost killed me...heh! Many Thanks for Your Kind Words & Visit, Amigo!
"Careful" is my new Middle Name...heh!

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

i like this one... could almost hear sammy singing this one...congrats..

G'Mornin' SP1, & Thanks for Your Very Kind Visite, Amigo!

Me & My Little Co-Star are hard-at-work on the Limo Fantasy Number, now...& GAWRSH, I Love My Job!!! ;-)>

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

Stan,

Fun write here! I used to love riding in the back of a bike...been a long time. I'm glad you are enjoying yours.

Things here are chaotic to say the least. I hope to find more time soon to get back to the boards. As it is I should be working on the assignment for class that's already late...won't keep my A's for long if I don't. How's our latest co-? Any ideas yet?

Hope you are well!

Hugs, Jinx

HiDee MzJ, & Thanks for Visiting!!

Imanage to bang out some 15-minute-Quickies (Like This'n) early AMs, but haven't had much time to work on serious songs..like ours..for a week-plus! We're prolly not opening the clock shop tomorrow..tho I have got a housecall around 3...so...I'll try to get back to work on some Good'ns, like ours..that've been neglected..Tomorrow!

Many Thanks Again, Best Wishes,
Stan