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by bennash - 06/07/26 09:34 PM
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{True Story...}
(INTRO) Lady Whacked-Off a Fingertip Doc Told Her "It Was Toast' So She Hit The Internet ('Cuz She & That Tip'd Been Mighty-Close)
Googled-Up a Med School and Now She Can POINT Like The Rest of Us! Thanks to A Medical BREAKTHROUGH and They Call It "PIXIE DUST"...
(CHORUS) PIXIE DUST Comes From a Pig's Bladder PIXIE DUST With-It, Lives Get Far-LESS Sadder 'Cuz It Makes a Body's Cells..All Think-They're-YOUNG! Instead of SCARS, There Is FRESH-HEALING (And Her Fingertip's STILL-FEELING) It's One Of The BEST NEW THINGS Science Has For Us: PIXIE DUST!
Yep, They're Re-Attaching LIMBS (& The Success Rate USED to be Thin) But this Dust is Kinda Like a MAGIC GLUE! Even When Some Bones Get-Shattered Dust-It-GOOD & It Won't Matter It's A MIRACLE Today, The MORE It's Used!
(REPEAT CHORUS)("Fingertip" LINE-to-end CHANGED: "Once-Fatal FLAWS It IS Concealing/New DISCOVERIES..Are NOW Made In A RUSH..with PIXIE DUST!"
(BRIDGE) And Of Course, It'll Save a Lot of Lives In WAR.. Hey, MAYBE The World's DIPLOMATS..Could Use It MORE?
(CHORUS) PIXIE DUST To Keep Stuff-TOGETHER PIXIE DUST To AVOID...DRASTIC MEASURES & the DAMAGE..From Bombs and Mines and GUNS.. Instead of SCARS, There'd be FRESH-HEALING And in HEARTS, A Real GOOD Feeling IF You Could SPRINKLE-ON Some TRUST.. WITH..A Little PIXIE DUST!
(TAG) AHH..To REPAIR THINGS...BEFORE..They BUST... With..A Little..PIXIE DUST!!!
(C) 2010 by Stan Good, BMI All Rights Reserved.
Last edited by "Tampa Stan" Good; 10/14/10 05:21 AM.
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Hey Stan Another great lyric(it's not April the 1st is it) It's the first I've heard of this magic potion, but then again we're a bit behind The times in the U.K. . anyway good story.
U.K. Joe
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G'Mornin' Good Bro!
Yep..if ya Google "Pixie Dust" it's about the 8th Item Down...with "Pigs' Bladders" in the header!
For a lomg while now, scientists have been growing Artificial Human Bladders from Pigs' Bladder-Material. Their DNA is VERY Akin to Ours...so it's ended up compatible. The "raw material" they call "Extracellular Matrix"...and it's available in sheet & powder form.
Doctors at the Center for Regenerative Mediciine in Pittsburgh successfully re-connected a guy's finger..lost to a model airplane propellor accident...and that's what the lady read-about. Got some of the Powder & her doc used it, to-success.
But there's more: the article tells of its pioneering work at dealing with the injuries of Afghanistan War Vets..and regenerating a gaping leg wound's missing muscle tissue & flesh..WITH new nerves & ability to move. It offers tremendous hope to IED Victims..and even the possibility of regenerating entire missing limbs.
One of the troops called it "Pixie Dust" and that nickname's stuck. Its effects border on "Magic"..it's a major discovery..AND they still don't know exactly WHY it Works like it does.
And maybe someday you'll say "In a pig's eye" and be actually looking into one...heh-heh! ( Ain't Science Amazing?)
Anyways..I took the Magic a bit-further...& Here's-Hoping..heh!
Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Words, Amigo! Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
Last edited by "Tampa Stan" Good; 10/14/10 12:18 PM.
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You don't miss a trick! I love it!!!
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You never cease to amaze me at the things you come up with to write about!! Such a good imagination!! You should also write Children's books, bet you could do it
Kim:)
*Always open to collaborations on my lyrics.. with singers and musicians, but PLEASE contact me before putting work into one--in case someone else has it..thanks!!** BMI Member All Rights Reserved http://www.littleikepublishing.com Email for Song Business Only littleikeproductions@hotmail.com
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Hey Stan, Sorry I have been out of the loop lately. I'm back! Pixy dust, really? I've never heard of it. Not that I don't believe you but you might be pulling my leg, I'll be back after I check out your story  Dottie
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Pixie dust huh,watch out viagra!A good un here Stan
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Thankee Bro Paul!
Science never ceases to Amaze Me...& I always enjoy "Passing The Good News Along."
This is Pure HOPE for some Very Un-fortunate Souls...and it even might Spin-Off a Few Miracles for us Older Folks Someday-Soon.
Got a feeling it'll beat the Pants offa Botox in a very Few Years.
We'll see!
Thanks for Your Kind Words & Visit, Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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Good Evenin' Mz Kim!
I'm SO time-crunched I haven't even READ a book in Many a Year, save for the "Surviving Prostate Cancer" Book my dear Sis sent me a year ago. I'd LOVE to do some Dr.Seussian-Stuff (Cartoons & All) Someday..but No Time at-Present/I gotta Work Hard on my Songwriting Skills..hoping to find a Real Open-Minded Publisher.
And of course, None of THAT happens until I find a Real-Close-to-Full-Time Musico..who's ALSO got that Slightly-Bent Sense of Humor...(& Mix-Down Skills..heh!)
JUST read that JANGO offers Newbies "100 FREE Plays" so I'm gonna explore THAT a wee-bit this week...(Since I got 6-7 CDs that never DID get Distribution Worth-a-Hoot..languishin' a bit at CDBaby.com/TampaStan.) I imagine that might change things a wee-bit..but I stay a Realist..heh!
Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Words (& Good-Lookin' Avatar to perk this Thread Up!) Best Wishes & Big Hugs, Stan
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Isn't it GREAT when Truth is More-Hope-Filled than ANY Fiction I can dream-up? (And SOME Rich Capitalist Piggies ARE gonna get Richer off this Discovery..You Betcha! I'd invest in it..IF I had a cent TO invest..heh!)
Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Words...& Hope Ya enjoy the Googlin'..it's Quite a story!
Best Wishes & Big "Welcome Back" Hugs, Stan
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That's not the pixie dust I remember, but it leaves shroom for pondering. Guess I'd better get on the web and find some for my aging bones. Cute stuff Stan.............MFB III
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Yep, Bro-Migo...you've already Caught On..heh!
THIS little Piggy is headin' to MARKET!!! (Hope it translates-out to some US JOBS...TOO!!!!!) (Just Watch..they'll make & package it in China--)
Sorry..that was The Skeptic-in-Me...Bubblin'-Up! (I also penned "The NO-BUSINESS BLUES" at work this Aftynoon...then managed to lose the Lyrics..cuz..momentarily..Things-Got-Busy for a change.)
Maybe it's a Sign.... (Sigh!) Here's Hopin'!
Many Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Words, Amigo! Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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Thanks for The Visite, MFB3-Migo!
Yeah..the Troops allus find New Usages for Common Words/Phrases..& even invent some Great Ones with Acronyms like SNAFU, FUBAR, & even SCUBA from Time-To-Time! ("PUFF The Magic Dragon" has a Totally DIFFO Meaning to ALL the 'Nam Vets...heh!)
This Time-Around, it's FAR-from-Lethal...as Far as ya could ever GET! (& I think Hog Farmers are gonna see Daylight..any time SOON too!) (My Uncle David B. Good used to have a Bunch on his farm in Pleasant Home, Ohio..near Wooster.) What part of Ohio are ya from..I'm a former Berean/Parma-n/Clevelander..as Childhood-thru-teenagerdom went. Reverse-Order, as-listed..heh! 4 years at Wooster..Art Degree...then Off to See The World (Startin' with Pleiku...then Heidelberg...Soignies, Belgium..endin' up in Tampa..since I ALWAYS wanted to "Live in Florida"..ever since a childhood vacation here, Age 8.)
Gettin' Ready..I think..to head Even-Further-South. (Since even Florida Freezes every 4-5th Winter or So.) Got a Song on my Chistmas CD: "I Hate Cold"...that says-it-all..heh! DO miss those Colorful Fall Seasons ya got up there..& the HUGE Trees, as-well.
Waal..it's Microwaved Leftover Spaghetti Nite here..."Day Two" of Bachelorhood City! Amberbock's RREAL Cold (AND I can smoke my pipe INDOORS and Get Away With It!!) Wheee!!!
Thanks Again for Your Kind Visit & Words Amigo! Pardon the Long-winded Reply..but I don't have to Rush-Off when "Dinner's Called" currently..heh!
Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug, Stan
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Wow, and I thought super-glue instead of stitches was cool.
Ha! I hadn't heard of this yet!
My friend's hubby coulda' used it a couple of years ago... machinist... a nasty diesel train engine ate the top joint of his index finger.
(He later died in a car accident so he, uh, doesn't need any now...)
Interesting development! Would be fun to hear with music.
I wondered why Stan was writin' about fairies. LOL.
Linda
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Stan the Man--
Her name is Trixy--They patched her up with Pixie--Now she lives in Dixie--Still turning TRICKS.
Stan you bring out the best and worst in US.
WRITE ON BRO'
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HiDee (& Soon..G'Nighty!) Mz Linda!
Yep.."Miracles Never Cease" & now ya soon CAN Get Back To "Before" after some Horrendous Happenings!
It'll BE Awhile before entire Limbs "Make Their Return"..but apparently Pinkies are already "Fair Game"...tho what comes Baack is a bit-Shorter than The Original. (Hopefully they'll Fine-Tune it to Perfection.) (& soon!)
Nothin's blown-in to Inspire me about Fairies yet...tho I AM doin' one about DEMONS in about 15 minutes..that I've wanted to pen for AGES! (Inspired by a Producer Buddy..Old School Religious-Wise..Who'd scream at The Things after every flat tire, mishap, and bad-happenstance that EVER Occurred to him.) & I'd HAVE to bite my lip AND tongue...'cuz his Tirades were HILARIOUS. So I guess ya know where This Next Write is a-headin'..& JUST in time for Halloween, too!
Many Thanks for Your Kind Visit..JUST as I was about to toss a coin & sleep...OR pen Yet Another..heh! Best Wishes & Big Hugs..(& Watch out for Them DEMONS...They'll give ya INSOMNIA..at the very least!) ;-)> Big Hugs, Stan
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Aha...SEE..Them DEMONS are ALREADY Gettin'-to-Ya, TexasBro!
"..still turning TRICKS, See...Her Kids are a bit-MIXY..Part MEXI and CZECH...Now her Marriage is WRECKED...
AND..that's SOMETHIN' The Doctors Can't FIX!"
YEP..Them DEMONS are workin' OVERTIME! Gotta grab me another Amberboch and make some Popcorn FIRST...but gonna Have Some FUN Tonight...(& basically ALL ALONE...La Femme'd Be Proud, No?)
Off to pen a Bit More...of the Best & The Worst!
Thanks for your Near-Midnight Visite! Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug! Stan
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