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For Dom
by JAPOV - 04/30/26 09:52 PM
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by JAPOV - 04/27/26 10:49 AM
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WHEN?
by JAPOV - 04/23/26 11:28 PM
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done to the tune of "hopping down the Bunny Trail"
Diane Double Sharp
Diane Diane DoubleSharp
Swaying down the road, oh yeo!
Diane Diane whatcha doin
Yikes! This ain't no Rodeo
Tuggin' my heartstrings like a harp
Twice hott and sooo doublesharp
My poor cottontail is catching
what kinda dream is this?
Here comes Diane Doublesharp
perky/bouncy and unfettered
Stan, pinch me. Am I awake?
You're kiddin me! She's Real?
Legs a-goin clean to ummm
and what a rythm, in them hips!
yowzza wowzza! She's a-smiling,
whatta pretty smile , lovely lips!
Woke up after dreamin t'other night
musta been quita quita sight
woke me up with one, I swear
Taxi-cat could never scratch
Pete
Here we are wracking our brains today
to write lyrics that rhyme
and if we succeed, they'll end up in time
as tommorrow's cliche's...
Pete
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What can I say, Bro Pete....Bounces right a-Long...yet the Rhyme Scheme doesn't allus Catch Up---
Sure HOT enuf...tho what a "Taxi-Cat" IS, remains the Mystery of the Evenin'!
Gotta grab some Z's..but I'll pinch ya in the AM when I'm all-Sober-Like, OK?
Good Luck with this Fun One!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan
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Thankee, Brother-Stan,
I can only hope Diane don't take offense. Taxicat is Rittman's kitty, only hope it's been declawwed , soas not to make me too big of a truth-stretcher LOL.
Backatchee Bro
Pete
Here we are wracking our brains today
to write lyrics that rhyme
and if we succeed, they'll end up in time
as tommorrow's cliche's...
Pete
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Diane, Diane, Once Double Sharp
Murky, flouncy, seen much better
Two score and ten sure starts to wear
I swear Lady Di has lost her feathers
she flying low, look out beware
from gucci shades to oblong tri-focals
she’s hearing voices, but no one is speaking
at first glance you’d think that she is loco
It’s been awhile since she was peaking
Diane, Diane, so decrepit, so frail
what ever happened to your bunny tail
Diane, Diane, once double sharp
a smiley target, now way off the mark
the tip of your cane is loaded with snuff
the ambulette, your home from home
there'll come a time, when enough is enough
ya know what I mean
it's so sad to bemoan
but it’s kinda like
When ya get to the bottom
of an ice cream cone?
in the blink of a stare,
in the whisper of trees
Oh, the thinning of hairs
graying, oh they're graying, constantly
Diane, Diane, so decrepit. so frail
whatever happened to your bunny tail
Diane, Diane, once double sharp
once a smiley target, now way off the mark
Diane Diane… how she used to do the conga
Diane, Diane, she’s double sharp no longer….
©2005 TaxiCat
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Taxicat,
Ritt wakes up and finds you been playing with his computer ; no whipped cream on your Mocha Latte tonight at coffeebreak.
Nice meeting ya Bronxy Kitty.
Pete
Here we are wracking our brains today
to write lyrics that rhyme
and if we succeed, they'll end up in time
as tommorrow's cliche's...
Pete
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Thank you but I run this place. I don't need rittman's permission. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.geocities.com/rittsgirl/baby21.JPG) [This message has been edited by TaxiCat (edited 02-25-2005).] [This message has been edited by TaxiCat (edited 02-25-2005).]
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Cool Pic , TaxiCat,
Intense stare. Are you comfy typing like that? That a Galaxy 'round your neck? You got Rittman trained real good, doesn't overfeed ya , lookin' good there, Kitty!
Pete
Here we are wracking our brains today
to write lyrics that rhyme
and if we succeed, they'll end up in time
as tommorrow's cliche's...
Pete
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