This song goes along with Neal diamonds i am I said.
Imagine Neal diamond gets up in the morning realizes he's out of coffee creamer so puts his robe and slippers
grabs his keys and heads out the door

Guitar intro
.vs1
You know in fine most of the time but lately
I'm not feeling so laid back
People living on my street drink there booze stare at me
While they smoke their crack
Finally today was the day I must say when I threw a little fit
Tried to back down my driveway
Someones crap was in the way and I lost my s##t
Ch
Is that your tent
In my drive way
Why can't you people throw things away
Are those your clothes
All over the road
I swear I'm bout to f@#ing explode
And beat the s@@t out of you

V2
Have you heard the tale of the Olympian had a sex change
Came out as a lesbian
Said you here about the Olympian had. A sex change
Came out as a lesbian
I don't know what's going on maybe I'm wrong
But I'm going to say the truth
Someone needs to say It soon
It's the elephant in the fing room so
Hey Bruce!

You are a man
Not a lesbian
And I won't ever use they or them

You are he him
Your not she her
When will this nightmare be over

Why not be gay (no one cares about that any more! I mean)
What the hell is them they
Get your Adams apple
The f@@k out my face
You still look like a man.

(Disclaimer)
This isn't to offend anybody it's just for a laugh

Floyd marvin