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UFOs have been making news for as long as I've been alive. This recent declassification of government records seems to present credible evidence that we are being WATCHED! So, I got to thinking... As technologically advanced as these other-worldly beings obviously are, and considering how long we've been observed... I wonder, what must they think of the typical "twerking" video?

If they are capable of interstellar or intergalactic travel, they dont see much if any difference between the brightest to the dumbest on this planet.

Where did they say there was "evidence that we were being watched?" They actually said that they had no idea what this was, who or what was behind it. Again, "UNIDENTIFIED". Basically, the latest of billions of dollars spent, thousands of scientists, astronomers, military, politicians, etc. that was basically another "Huh?'

Look, I used to buy into it all too. There were aliens everywhere the evidence was out there.... blah blah blah. As you grow older and basically, there are far more important things to spend time and effort on, it becomes basically "riiiiight. "

The lifeblood of anything, particularly regarding government, is FUNDING. Every agency, every country, all fight for it endlessly. So you have something that would ensure endless funding forever by any PROOF that life existed out there, and their going to keep it a SECRET? Not a chance in hell.

Each country would claim that THEY are on THEIR side. And all governments would be claiming them as allies, and the rest of the world HAS TO BELIEVE LIKE THEY DO.

There are literally trillions of cameras, on earth, survelience on every street corner, millions of telescopes, thousands of satellites that can take a licence plate
from space, military intelligence, etc. and you can't show anything other than blurry photos and videos, of tic tacs, claim that they are doing physics defying manuvers, yet show NONE of it, just blurry objects, sitting there, and the latest that you have is from 2004?

When one sets down on the White House lawn, or actually SHOWS UP, I'll MAYBE start to kind of sort of say "Hey, maybe..." Till then, it's another YOU TUBE, TIC TOC phiotoshopped scheme to get clicks. And even if something did set down, I'd be more likely it was from James Cameron's effects team than anything extraterrestrial.

They talk about these things going so fast. The escape velocity of our atmosphere is about 17,500 miles an hour and once sattelittes, space junk (millions of pieces of that up there) are launched, they DON'T SLOW DOWN. Unless they fall back and are burned up, they just keep going around and around at that velocity. With the fastest military and experimental jets that can only do about 3000 MPH, yeah, they are going to seem like they are going really fast. They are.

So I don't know what THEY think of music. If they are as advanced as everyone says they are, they probably went through their "twerking" phase a few hundred million years ago. Considering that our radio waves take a long time to get "out there", they're probably just getting our radio waves from the 30's. So a more appropriate question might be "What do you think of Glenn Miller? and "Can you do something about this Hitler guy?"

MAB

You are responding to Tony's post from a pov that is too much reality and fact based.
Reality and facts are not things that Tony allows to mess up his fun.

Actually, Marc nailed it! From Glenn Miller to Twerkulator...

https://youtu.be/MZkMdyjNXR0

The space aliens must think the human race is devolving! We keep getting dumber as our population grows! So, the aliens just steal our ozone...

Well all I know is when I was abducted
I was conducted to infinity and beyond
But they sent me back, alive and kicken
After I asked them "do you like chicken?"

Ha! That's another great point! Watch "Twerkulator" and ask yourself why all alien abduction stories include "probing"? The aliens are probably trying to figure out if what's going on here on this planet is contagious!

There's not a shred of evidence that Aliens have been here, or even exist. The Show Ancient Aliens is an embarrasment to science, and i used to believe them, cause it was on the HISTORY channel. But the History channel is basicly an entertainment network.

The logical question would be, why wouldnt they tell us they were out there? The most basic human questions weve had, are why are we here, and is there anybody else out there. They woulda had the same questions. Once they knew, why would they fly by, and not say anything?

Ohh... they wouldnt want us to panic... What would be the panic? and why would they care? They wouldnt have to just pop up out of nowhere, they could easily make themselves known in smaller ways first. Our radio waves program has yet to detect anything out there.

No more of a panic than the American Indians when Europe came over with boats...and weapons.

They wouldnt have to just show up one day, it could be a gradual thing.

The other thing to consider is Evolution. Not all planets evolve at the same time, or even close. Some civlizations could have started, and ended before ours even took shape.

And look at the history of Earth. 5 ice ages, Asteroids destroying our planet several times. Dinosaurs rulling. Who is to say that somewhere else, those dinosaurs, wouldnt still be living? And we discovered fire. Fire is the reason we are still here. Who is to say they discovered fire there? even if evolution was the same, the circumstances and the complex prcoess that created intelligent beings, might be unique.

It's possible we are the only game in the universe.

But if I was capable of flying to another planet, Id leave something or say something behind me. And most beings would.

That's easy. Its all in this link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJW7rTG0mL0&t=36s

Oh, come on Dom! For all you know, I'M probably an alien! What's wrong with me just hanging around and having some fun with the local wildlife?

I hope you're being facetious. The cycle of history on OUR planet, is only known to us. Why and how would aliens know what our motives are.

If they were watching us, they sure are Aholes for not helping out in some of our historys greatest need

We coulda used their help when Hitler was around.

It just like the Bible where they speak of kingdoms, and ranking of important people. It's all coming from human imagination.

An intelligent being, can be a rock somewhere else. Rocks that cant be dislodged, but they talk to each other. And suffer tragedy when they fall down the cliff.

its also a myth to think that just cause one civilization might have the edge on speace travel, that they are superior at every else. Maybe they can fly anywhere, but they cant play musical instruments.

We look at everything through a human lense, and it only makes sense to us and here.

Yep, the prime directive is a lot like the US Constitution... easier said than done.

Prime directive is a human invention, an earthly invention. Nobody else, if out there cares about our directives.

Yeah' lol... keep telling yourself that silly human!

Somebody who believes the Story of How Satan was created, does not get to call somebody else silly.

Not true. The ancient aliens brought the prime directive to earth on a clay tablet 5 thousand years ago, before the dinosaurs. Those high Chilean planes with the big stick figures.
It is all heavily documented. It is intergalactic law.

Lucifer and the aliens actually have a lot in common if you think about it Dom...

They both dont exist?

You might or might not enjoy the show Ancient Aliens, they make that link often. They claim that all the miracles and event sin the bible were actually done by Aliens, and not mythical creatures. REAL aliens carved the ten commandments into rock. That what people thought they saw, was not devine entities but actual aliens, who had powers they didnt understand.

They saw the legends in fire, and thought it was some spiritual powers, but in reality it was just mistintepreted technology, they didnt know how to describe space ships, so they called them chariots of the gods..

But Aliens are like Bigfoot, they like running around and making people think they saw them, and then disappear, just to mess with them

Just to introduce some more levity...love these SNL bits

Close Encounters

Another Close Encounter

A Journey Through Time

I dont know if you guys know anything about Scientology, that nutjob religion. But there is THEREorigin story. You can help but ask, now who could believe this rediculous story, but then you could say that about every religion. The crazy thing about this religion, is before you could learn this story, you had to move up the ranks, and pay thousands of dollars. Wouldnt you think somebody would say THIS IS WHAT I PAID FOR? some bullshit story that only i and a few others know.

This guy was a science fiction writer. and it shows. I think the internet ruined scientology, once everybody read this story, they told everybody else what a bizare religion it is. But before the internet, people accepted things more freely, Just avoid naysayers and your fine, but you cant avoid them online

http://www.gleepy.net/clams/ot3leaf2.pdf

Hilarious!

https://youtu.be/AZm1_jtY1SQ

I remember hearing this song, ALL the time on the radio, It was just as Nirvana took over the mainstream with their grunge in early 90's

But its a great sounding track, funky bass line, and the band name spacehog, gives you an idea what they night sound like.

Always sounded like outer space to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsGRCf8T9Y

We aliens are actually eternal Dom. I have to admit, bigfoot was a mistake... I was past scales and heavy into fur there for a while, but there just can't be two sentient species on a planet this small; It never works out. So, just for laughs, I decided to leave you all naked

If you feel we are somehow all connected to this universe, as somebody sang. we are stardust... then possibly we are eternal.

It's way out there, but i dont rule it out. But we cant forget that the universe itself is not enternal, it HAS an expiration date.

They say we came in with a big bang, and will go out in a big crunch. a big explosion outward will end with a crunch inward. But then maybe another universe forms, and our stardust starts all over again. They think universes come and and go all the time, some make it, some dont even get started.

Too hard to comprehend.

No no no... that's all wrong. I included a random element to the universe just to keep things entertaining, and keep you on your toes! Face it, perfection is boring. And your predilection for explosions and blowing things up always makes me laugh... I "stirred" the universe into existence. Imagine a giant fish bowl

Glad to know we can now blame you for all the ills of the world now Tony...though I do understand your use of anal probes when you abduct us.

As we are all Aholes, you just want to see how deep we go....

So Tony created the universe?

Yes! Tony is an acronym for The Original Nuclear YaYa, but you can just call me Dag. That's like, almost god, but backwards...

Feel free to ask me anything, but please don't embarrass yourselves... I don't need your confessions lol, I'm just an alien who likes to laugh

Must be some potent pot.

Oh, you have no idea what I'm into silly human! You're just not built for it...
Every time I go off, something in the universe changes

But, I must admit, I really do enjoy your tequila and fireworks this time of year!


BTW... If you can find some "ALTOS" copperpot tequila, and some nice ripe mangoes with a little salt, I highly recommend it!

Just so ya'll know, I was drunk and listening to my favorite Def Leppard album "High-n-Dry", and playing some really intense "air" guitar, when I crashed my flying saucer in the Tennessee river just north of Decatur, Alabama... I thought that was very ironic lol...

Well... I assembled a control group today and started probing. These are my initial findings;

{BLM/ANTIFA activist} Count Chocula, Pop-eye's Chicken, Cough syrup
{Christian Conservative} Grits, Collard greens, Pork chops
{Affluent Democrat} Fish, Rice, Seaweed, Caviar, Vodka

All three are in good health, but brain scans indicate far too varying degrees of cognitive ability to be conclusive.

Side note: I think the Democrat is attracted to me...

Next, the auditory stimulus test. For this I used three well known songs at moderate volume;

{Amazing Grace} Democrat began to sweat profusely, Activist made rhythmic mouth noises in time with the song, Christian seemed aggravated.
{The US National Anthem} Christian stood and sang, Democrat fell asleep, Activist knelt in fervent prayer... I think.
{Baby got Back} All three danced.

Please Sir...tell us about chicken, their preferences and yours

Who are "they"? You ALL taste chicken...

Ah..an alien that cannot read minds...that's good.

So what do YOU as an ET think about chicken?

We can explore the meaning of "their" seperately

For now, many of us earthlings get confused by there, their, they're ...we call them homonyms.

Hopefully you are not homonymphobic

Actually, all the steroids, hormones, and antibiotics you humans feed your livestock make me horny as a jackrabbit! The last time I had hot-wings at HOOTers I probed an IRS agent for three days! I like chicken, but I have to limit myself to fresh seafood non GMO produce. GMO's give me gas...

Are there a lot of you here on earth?

I ask because passing gas...especially by our cows (maybe try good red meat sometime) .., is a huge problem....it seems our bovine friends emit lots and lots into the atmosphere and could be a primary cause of global warming.

And I do applaud you for doing your part because many claim global warming is a hoax...and say we lack evidence...but if there are lots of you "unknowns" out there, the missing link could be your friends

And let me congratulate you on probing an IRS agent...mostly they are the ones with probes to look for money they can take from people ....so the turnaround is delish

Another hint? Free range chicken straight from a coop is the way to go.

You silly humans. Meteorology is a legitimate science, but you keep taking your readings from places where you've replaced all the trees and vegetation with concrete, steel, asphalt, and cars just to prove a political point. Then, you ignore the fact that your oxygen levels are dropping lol! Did you know that, just 30 feet below the surface of this planet, the geothermal dynamics maintain a constant temperature between 50-60 degrees F? Here's a hint for you... Desalination.

What...remove all "salt of the earth" people? How nefarious.

Well, pumping you full of steroids, antibiotics, and hormones would be poetic justice... but I hate arguing with my dinner

Oh Oh...how about we suspend this until further notice or forever

I met an "illegal alien" today lol....
Nobody was looking, so I ate him. You're welcome

You humans are so embarrassingly strange... Your whole planet is in the midst of racial political upheaval, while under a viral threat that you created yourselves. You horde enough weapons to kill everything on this planet 20 times over, yet your most affluent waste their money and resources just to play for a few moments in the upper atmosphere... I really screwed something up here didn't I?

Just freshening up a bit!

If you read Dr. David Jacob's book, 'Walking Among Us', which are testimonials of abductees given under hypnosis, they tell us that the aliens are on a alien/hybrid creation project, and plan on eventually taking over the earth, and these hybrids will rule over us. But, the hybrid children are very curious to learn about the ways of earth, including questions about what 'music' is. Therefore, I can only deduce from that that they do not have music.

But, of course, this assumes you believe the story to begin with. The book is intelligently written, by a man of some gravitas (in my opinion) a Phd, and the content is compelling. You be the judge. but, to answer your question, apparently they do not have music, nor emotions, and they are studying us, our emotions, and are fascinated with us. In fact, they know all about us, our culture, everything They have been monitoring us since the Dinosaur days. Maybe the tune 'Flying Purple People Eater' needs to be updated.

'Believe it, or not".

hah!

imagine it's like this:

1. Aliens are here on a mission. We do not know the specifics, but it has something to do with the creation of hybrids.
2. The operate clandestinely, they do not want us to know what they are up to, and they have cloaking technology, which renders their vehicles invisible, which is why photos of them are rare.
3. There are no close up photos because they won't allow it. They know photos at a distance will be blurry and easily discredited,those they don't mind.
4. They communicate with telepathy and quantum entanglement technology of some kind. Their flying machines do not have wires, nor moving parts.
5. They have the technology to warp space/time, and do not travel in a linear fashion, and thereby do not confront the SOL limitation.
6. They have dealt with our leaders in the 40s and 50s, and since we do not keep our word, nor do they, and they are no longer interested in dealing with our governments, they are primarily to abduct humans, extract their ova and semen, and use these for the creation of human/alien hybrids, and the objective is to eventually replace current level of humanity with the hybrids, who have telepathy, telekinesis, and psychic abilities, they are superior to humans, they can control humans with their minds, and we are helpless. WE can thwart their mind control by being in a large group.

These are the deductions made about 'aliens' based on my research, starting with the book , 'Walking Among Us" by dr. David Jacobs, phd (he's a history prof). Dr. Jacobs research is complimented by the work of John Mack ( the Harvard psychiatrist) and Budd Hopkins. Also read Mack's "Abducted' book.

Is it true? I do not know, but I found his book fascinating and compelling.

Oh crap! They're on to me... They're REALLY on to me! O_o