Good morning, Jack.

I don't feel very well this morning and I am trying to amuse myself with this thread. So far, so good.

I'll have to pass on your sandwich as it is my belief that sour cream is one of the mechanisms God uses to punish me for my numerous sins. There are about 5 or 6 foods that I classify as villanously evil and are probably the work of Satan's malfiescence...sour cream heads the list, followed closely by Ranch dressing.

I've never tried a peanut butter and lettuce sandwich. That's probably do-able, though! I'll try it soon.