HiDee Mz Jeannie B! Great Challenge...herewegooo:

"THIS AIN'T MY GRANDFATHER'S CHRISTMAS"

The Fiber-Optic Stars are A-Twinklin'
On my China-Made Christmas Tree
The Christmas Carols are Singin'
On My Digital Wide-Screen TV

I'm Livin' Down-Here in Florida
Where Snow's Just a Memory
& Now, I guess I will Face It:
Because it's Reality:

(CHORUS)
THIS AIN'T MY GRANDFATHER'S CHRISTMAS
He'd Probably..Despise It
THIS AIN'T MY GRANDFATHER'S CHRISTMAS
(Wonder if He'd Recognize It?)

There Ain't No Nativity Scenery
Down at Our Local Town Hall
& If You're Lookin' for Greenery
Most Of It's Down At The Mall

Twinkly Lights & Loudspeakers
Telling Us "Bargains-to-Shop"
Somehow, I'm not In The Spirit
(Since THIS is The BEST We Have Got..)

(CHORUS)
Yeah, THIS AIN'T MY GRANDFATHER'S CHRISTMAS
He'd Probably..Poo-Poo It
THIS AIN'T MY GRANDFATHER'S CHRISTMAS
Not..The WAY We Now DO IT!~

(BRIDGE)
I Miss The Candles
The Log on The Fire
The Heat from That Chimney
That Made Us Perspire
I Miss Grampa's Farm
Grandma Cookin' for Days..
Now All That's Behind-Me
& Everything's Changed--

The Kids are Now Opening Presents
Son Got a Puppy (& Daughter a Doll)
Both Gifts are Audio-Animatronic
Bought a Charger to Plug in The Wall

They can Sit Up, Roll-Over, and Slobber
One can Bark (and the Other Can Coo)
& Each of 'Em Cost A Small Fortune
(Just Like All The Other Kids' Do!)

So THIS AIN'T MY GRANDFATHER'S CHRISTMAS
(Wonder If He'd HO-HO-HO?)
THIS AIN'T MY GRANDFATHER'S CHRISTMAS
But That's Just The Way That It GOES~

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