Many of us are afflicted with GAS---Gear Acquisition Syndrome.

But in the bass department, I have but one: my trusty 1972 Burgundy Rickenbacker 4001. It does all the tricks, and life with only one bass doesn't get much better.

But if I were to get more basses, I would want a fretless, an eight string, a five string, a Hofner, a Fender Jazz and a Fender Precision, an Alembic, a WAL...

So much gear, so little cash.