You play and play and play in your bedroom at your momma's house, never gig, and wonder why someone doesn't come and knock on the door and ask you to sign a record deal...

You think everything and everybody is stupid or just "don't get it"...

You don't want to gig until it's the right gig, that is, a big festival with over 10,000 people watching - know anyone who had that for a first gig?