You gotta confess, if nothing else, America is one hell of a comedy act.
What are we gonna do, have another Boston Tea Party?
And then go where? Mars and start another country?
I can’t afford the gas to drive to Texas, and we’re going to Mars.
In California, you need one of those Missouri Indian loans at 650% interest just to buy a chicken.
“Why are you charging me this much?”
“Abraham Lincoln hung 38 of us.”
“Oh. Okay. Sounds fair. Throw in a dozen eggs.”
Meanwhile, we’re saving the planet with electric cars.
Great for Americans.
Not quite as exciting for the nine-year-old kid digging cobalt out of a mine in Africa.
“What do you think, Elon?”
“I think we need more batteries.”
“Well, [naughty word removed] them kids, I guess. We got a planet to save.”
In agricultural news, corn hit $88,888 a bushel today after AI data centers bought up the entire Midwest to generate more Suno songs.
Farmers were unavailable for comment because they’re currently negotiating with Microsoft over who owns Iowa.
Every songwriter on every forum had no comment.
Rick Beato did issue a brief statement:
“Fucking Suno.”
Thanks, Rick.
Professional writers in Nashville also had no comment, although a three-hour meeting was reportedly held over whether using AI to rhyme “fire” with “desire” constitutes cheating.
The final ruling:
“Liar, liar, pants on fire.”
AI was consulted and immediately wrote the chorus.
And finally, in entertainment news, Elvis Nash’s wife called him Satan again last night.
Sources say the disagreement involved another religion joke.
She issued the following warning:
“You can joke about the Baptists. But leave the Catholics alone.”
“Because you’re from the Philippines, right?”
“That’s correct.”
“So the Baptists are fair game?”
“Yes.”
“The Pope?”
“One more Pope joke and you’re cut off for a week.”
Elvis Nash immediately canceled three shows and went into prayer.
Not because he found Jesus.
A week is a long fucking time.
Details at 11.

One final comment from Elvis Nash . you need caffeine , nicotine and whiskey to write a song . Thanks Elvis . is your cardiologist calling you today ? Yes I believe he is .
I'll need caffeine , nicotine and whiskey to hear the results if they open me up like a mule deer to fix it , Thanks Elvis , you're an idiot . Well that explains the 4 wives . You mean you'd rather joke about than cry about it ? Yes fucke them doctors , but I do enjoy asian nurses . Doc while you're in there , fix the chorus . it really sucks . Do you surgeons enjoy blood ? Yes we kinda do . But I went to Harvard and flunked the IQ test . I hate them things . I could careless how long a bus from Alaska took to get to California .



You need all the bones for the jokes before AI completes it



Listeners are doing a plate dance to not become homeless . So a 3 minute song is just a distraction . So I would take anything to serious on Suno or human songs

My wife just left . you think I give a shite a robot sang it ? not really. she banging Joe my best friend. You're in court over Suno . I'm in divorce court and good chance losing the dog

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