You have to modify my tag Dom....mostly retired now. So when you are writing, you can send me out for snacks while the others run their businesses from their stools or podiums as they see fit.

And to get full enagement, maybe ask JLS to write the background music...hard to compete with the Original Cheers theme, but Chairs might just rip off errr riff off some of that

Making you way on line today takes everything you got
Seems the people there pretend they're everything they're not
I think the world has gone astray
There's people here who want to go
Where everybody's quite insane
Talking to empty chairs and brains
......

If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop