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listen here... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartPet Frog © words and music by C. Stewart ( Nov. 28, 2010 ) I caught a big frog, now he's my pet Trying to teach him not to wet his pants Maybe I can teach my bull frog to dance In two weeks flat I taught him to read London fog's foggy, we agreed on that Now Edgar Allan Poe is where he's at CHORUS.. He's the smartest frog on the block With coaching and a dvd he could learn to talk I'll teach him bout the golden rule And give him tips on being cool as ice If you aint cool in school you pay the price When we go shopping down at the mall People point because I'm tall and he's not But all the other lady frogs think he's hot CHORUS... He's the smartest frog on the block With coaching and a dvd he could learn to rock He could be taught to play the guitar Bang on the drums and be a star that shines And learn how to get laid in his spare time CHORUS... He's the smartest frog on the block With coaching and a dvd he could learn to talk Maybe when he gets a little older he could run the country And maybe he'll fall in lily pad love Settle down with the sweetheart of his dreams Cause when you're in love, you rule the world CHORUS... He's the smartest frog on the block With coaching and a dvd he could learn to talk
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What a little gem, Calvin,  My favourite lines: And maybe he'll fall in lily pad love Settle down with the sweetheart of his dreams Cause when you're in love, you rule the world I have a soft spot for frogs. Used to have a little one that would sit on top of my typewriter while I was working (in the good old "typewriter" days  ). (Kinda hoped he'd turn into a prince, but he never did.  ) Donna
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Hi Donna, Thnak you for listening to what I'm doing. I certainly appreciate your kind word. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin, This is a long one for you! I like it, lots of good lines, and this verse made me laugh out loud. He could be taught to play the guitar Bang on the drums and be a star that shines And learn how to get laid in his spare time Maybe he'll fall in lily pad love, that is really cool! I like your rhyme scheme too, clever, but subtle.  Ricki
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Hi Calvin
Your frog sounds quite sexy -- can you set me up ?? ;D
Really cool verse here .
I'll teach him bout the golden rule
And give him tips on being cool as ice
If you aint cool in school you pay the price
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reminds me of old floyd. syd barrett stuff. really liked it. tho i am a tad confused on the metaphore...is the frog a writer, a rocker or a dreamer? hmm. i may lose sleep
I have music for all of my songs and they vary from rock to country to folk and everywhere in between. (except rap)
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Calvin, You are indeed unique and creative. You're not only outside the box, you're probably outside the room where they keep the box.
That is an interesting rhyme scheme you have in the verses. I don't recall ever seeing it before.
Anyway, keep 'em coming. Your songs are like those chocolates Forrest Gump was so fond of.
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Well, weird. Enjoyable, though. At least Joice wants to kiss him.
Ott
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I don't know what you are smokin Calvin but I think we could all use a little dose of it.
This pulled me in on the title and I couldn't stop reading wondering what came next.
Love every word.
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Hi Ricki, Thanks for the visit & I think I heard ya laughing all the way from up north ! Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/calvinstewart
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Hi BIll, Always good to see ya. No smoke here. Glad you approved of what I did. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin,
Another classic, lots of fun...think you should put a diaper on that frog and not just pants, they always pee on ya when you pick them up.
Tammy
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I'm with Joice, set me up too...sounds like my kind of frog..glyn
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Hi Ott, Whoooops, I didn't mean to skip over you,,,,sorry. Thnaks for giving this a few minutes of your day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Tammy, Thanks for the very kind words. Frogs, peeing green......yeah they're eco friendly. My frog complains, He's a real griper Maybe it's time to change his diaper Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Glynda, Hope you're doing ok, Thank you for listening. Ok, when he finishes "War & Peace", I'll send him over Ok ? Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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