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It's Bush's Fault
(c) 2009 words and music by Mike Dunbar
It's Bush's Fault
Gore lost the election
It's Bush's Fault
The economy's correction
It's Bush's Fault
I can't get an erection
It's Bush's Fault
It's Bush's Fault
All that Middle East Anger
It's Bush's Fault
That the unemployment lingers
It's Bush's Fault
There's a splinter in my finger
It's Bush's Fault
Old double u has brought about
An era full of hate and doubt
Where people diss our noble president
That nazi bastard Bush and all his
Evil cronies pushed the right
To fill their goofy heads with excrement
It's Bush's Fault
That Bin Laden never got caught
It's Bush's Fault
Illegal immigration onslaught
It's Bush's Fault
That my cd's don't get bought
It's Bush's Fault
You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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Honestly, it is every policians fault since about 1955, left, right, or moderate. We cannot be the do all, be all, and Mr. Nice Guy for the whole world. The sooner we realise we need to take care of this country before we can help anyone else the better it will be.
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It's Bush's fault that my dog died. . .
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but it is Bush's fault that Ramos and Compean did not get a full pardon
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Well, why not take in all those poor folks in Darfur? And I'll bet they'd vote however we want them, as long as we give them health care and cheap jobs.
That's the problem with the "...we're the richest country in the world, why can't we fix (insert your most heart tugging problem here)?" argument.
Want to fix problems? Then you've got to be strong. Strong economically, strong enough to provide security, strong morally.
I love Margaret Thatcher's quote on socialism, which is often well paraphrased as: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money to spend."
You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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It's Bush's fault that my butcher's wife's sister's niece had to have her gall bladder removed.
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Well
I don't care about all that other stuff.
I think it is Bush's fault Obama is President.
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It's Bush's fault I forgot to pick up milk at the grocery store today or anyday I ever forgot to pick it up or any day in the future I forget to pick it up, well..then...it will still be his fault!!!
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Hey Mike that second line "the economy's correction" didn't seem clear to me... how about
It's Bush's Fault
Gore lost the election
It's Bush's Fault
My kid got a detention
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It's Bush's fault
There's global warming
It's Bush's fault
The bees are swarming
It's Bush's fault
There's little farming
It's blasted Bush's fault!
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It's Bush's fault
My husband snores
It's Bush's fault
I'm sometimes bored
It's Bush's fault
My team won't score
It's always Bush's fault!
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It's Bush's fault
I lost my keys
It's Bush's fault
My dog has fleas
It's Bush's fault
I scraped my knee
It's never not his fault!
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It's Bush's fault
I can't lose weight
It's Bush's fault
I'm always late
It's Bush's fault
I burnt my steak
Please stop it Mr Bush!
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It's Bush's fault
The bus is late
And it's Bush's fault
That I've gained weight
And the dog had puppies yesterday--
Stop it, Mr. Bush!
Y'all are on a roll, here...
Joe
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And it rained today--
That's Bush's fault
And the tavern's out
Of single-malt
I thought Obama would fix it all--
Curse you, Mr. Bush!
Joe
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One more, and I'll go to bed...
It's Bush's fault
We still have war
And can't buy
U.S. cars no more
I thought we showed that guy the door
Ain't you left yet, Mr. Bush?
Joe
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It's Bush's fault this forum got started!
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is the internet Bush's fault?
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is the internet Bush's fault?
Probably not.He isn't smart enough.
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Actually Gore invented the Internet. YOU CAN'T BLAME THAT ON BUSH!
Ray E. Strode
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Nope
That was Gore.
Ya have to give the Dem's credit for something.
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wow, I've read this thread...and now...I'm BUSHED ! ! !
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It's Bush's fault
I broke a nail
It's Bush's fault
I missed a sale
It's Bush's fault
Each time it hails
It's only Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault
My plumbing leaks
It's Bush's fault
My wood floors creak
It's Bush's fault
My future's bleak
It's simply Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault
The sky is gray
It's Bush's fault
My plane's delayed
It's Bush's fault
What can I say
It's always Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault
The dog got out
It's Bush's fault
The stocks went south
It's Bush's fault
I've got the gout
Forever Bush's fault!
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It's Bush's fault
That I don't practice
And Bush's fault
We bought Alaska
I don't know why you have to ask it--
The whole thing's Bush's fault.
It's Bush's fault
This song is long
And Bush's fault
The rhymes are wrong
And if you dare to sing along
It's gonna be Bush's fault!
Joe
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And Bill, it's probably Bush's fault Al Gore invented the Internet.
joe
P.S. And if this ever gets set to music, I'm sure it'll be Bush's fault, too.
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Do Ya Think,
It's Bush's fault for that Burning Bush too? I wouldn't doubt it.
Ray E. Strode
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It might as well be. He ain't gettin' away with nothin'.
It's Bush's fault
Obama won
And it's Bush's fault
It ain't no fun
Ev'ry time I see the setting sun
I know it's Bush's fault.
It's Bush's fault
I ain't got clean clothes
And I don't got
Any pantyhose
But if I did, I'd know the holes
All were Bush's fault.
Joe
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Hmmmmm
I think it's Bush's fault I can't think of any verses to add to this
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Let me help you...
It's Bush's fault
I got as truck
And it's Bush's fault
I got it stuck
And it's Bush's fault I have writer's block
Can't we stop Mr. Bush?
Joe
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My point exactly. If I had one.
Joe
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It's Bush's fault
Tsunami's hit
It's Bush's fault
I bit my lip
It's Bush's fault
This rhyme won't quit
It's simply Bush's fault
It's Bush's fault
I'm gaining weight
It's Bush's fault
I make mistakes
It's Bush's fault
There are earthquakes
It's gotta be his fault
It's Bush's fault
The world's a mess
It's Bush's fault
There's PMS
It's Bush's fault
We're in distress
Let's blame it all on Bush
It's Bush's fault
My kid can't bat
It's Bush's fault
My tire's flat
It's Bush's fault
I'm getting fat
Dag nabit Mr Bush
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WARNING... MAY CONTAIN VIOLENCE:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Cause Mr Bush pushed him!!
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Probably both of them. It was a right wing conspiracy...
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All The Gold--In California --wonder in whose name--If we didn't spend what we don't have, then we'd have a little of what we need to pay PAUL--But the government would want all you have left--Ever wonder why Uncle Sam takes so much of a lottery winning? He didn't even buy a ticket. Ever wonder if you don't get 40 quarters under Social Security--the money you invested is never returned--Who's fault is it??????
It's hard to trust people like that!
I love being free--but I watch out of the corner of my eye.
IMO
Respectfully,
Mackie Humphties
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THIS JUST IN...BREAKING NEWS.......A STARTLING REVELATION....
LITTLE BO PEEP DIDN'T LOSE HER SHEEP,
MR BUSH TOOK THEM WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP!
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It's Bush's fault
I wrecked my Ford
It's Bush's fault
I sit here bored
It's Bush's fault I pray, "Dear Lord,
Save us from Mr. Bush!"
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Little Jack Horner
Sat in his corner
Eating his curds and whey
Along came George Bush
Who sat on his toosh (sp.?)
And frightened Jack Horner away!
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But, But, But! It's Hi Yo Silver Away, Obama will save the day!
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Well
I don't care about all that other stuff.
I think it is Bush's fault Obama is President. We have a winner! {And the reason he won the prize!}
bc
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Ever wonder why Uncle Sam takes so much of a lottery winning? He didn't even buy a ticket.
Respectfully,
Mackie Humphties Winnings on lotteries in Canada is not taxable.
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Wow, this has taken on a life of its own.
OK, here's the deal. I'm going to record a track of the song, just singing "It's Bush's Fault" it will be long enough to loop. I'll make it available for free download. Then you folks record your answers to it and send just that vocal track to me via mp3. We'll make the song as long as it takes to include everybody, we'll share the cowrite and split publishing, then maybe we can get one of our video geniuses to make a video and see if we don't get a serious youtube hit!
I'll try to get the track up for download in a few days.
Y'all in?
You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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Oh, cool. Thank you. I suppose we'll have to give credit to Bush, since it's all his fault.
Joe
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Not until you sign and notarize my twelve page co-writing agreement. My attorney also suggests we renegotiate the split.
Hey, not my fault.
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OK, but I want your publishing. I promise to make you a star.
You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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Considering that stars are concentrated bundles of hot gas, I was never too anxious over that "we'll make you a star" thing. Not my fault...
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OK, here's the track: http://soundclick.com/share?songid=8214085Now, you download it, for only $1.00 Ha Ha just kidding, download it free, of course, put your voice to it. I've done different sections with different "holes" to add your part, depending on how many beats or measures you need. If there's not enough room, just record it over my vocal. Then send me an mp3 OF YOUR VOCAL TRACK ONLY I'll choose the ones I'm going to use. The choice will not be based on politics, I don't care if you are pro or anti Bush. Everyone I choose will be equal cowriters of the lyrics, I'm taking the music. Then we'll look for a video producer over on the video forum. If anyone has any problems with the cowrite or wanting to control our release, we just won't use your stuff. Be funny, no cussing or profanity, no over the top slams on anyone (for example, I wouldn't even use the bridge lyrics I wrote myself). If I don't use you and you want to complain, I will write here exactly why I didn't use you. Don't ask for the truth if you don't want it published  Have fun, make it funny. Record clearly, enunciate. Don't add reverb or heavy compression. Don't mumble. Don't get morose or shocking. My email address is: mike @ mikedunbarmusic dot com Of course it has no spaces and the dot is just a "." but I don't want bots finding my dots. If that's confusing, you can find it in my profile. All the Best, Mike
You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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That's a wild backing track, there Mike! Cool. Looking forward to see what is going to coming out of all this.
Kevin
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