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by Gary E. Andrews - 06/21/26 10:51 PM
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by Gary E. Andrews - 06/19/26 06:43 PM
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I am a party animal and quite a regular in social forums like, clubs, pubs and similar events. I have a fair number of women as my friends with whom I intermingle and have a good time. But this is restricted only to the places or events that I frequently attend. I find some of the women very stunning and magnetic, with whom I would like to get together beyond just these parties. I am quite inclined to date them and spend some good moments with them. How do I do this?
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I wonder how long it will be before "prior" chimes in with an answer. Or just maybe, this person will create another persona, but I doubt if he or she is that creative.
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Dear Jhony
regarding your ongoing problems with shyness and insecurity in dealing with women........I think its pretty obvious that your paticular genetic makeup lends itelf more to intimate relations within the same sex........thats right-you are in fact gay.....but thats cool-celebrate it!...a good way to do that is to dress up like Boy George and go down to your local biker bar.....bring a few thousand dollars or some plastic cause its gonna be a big night...once you get to the biker bar go in and unplug the jukebox -telling the crowd its Boy George Night...and you are the Star.........then you buy the house a few rounds-get em good and drunk...tell them its not only alright to be gay-but that-in your opinion-those guys in Steppenwolf and Lynard Skynard really are-but just havent admitted it yet.....then offer $500 to the first guy to finally come out of the closet and have sex with you on the pool table.....when you come out of the coma six months later and are riding a rascal scooter courtesy of the local Hells Angels chapter that put you in the ICU to begin with-you may want to also reconsider your career of putting your stupid ads in places where they arent wanted.....
Tom
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I am quite inclined to date them and spend some good moments with them. How do I do this? Is this a trick question? You could start be asking one of them out on a date 
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Here's a post from about a month ago in the "Success" forum: I am a dejected young man of twenty five. I have a decent career and earn a good living. I have a sociable and affable nature. I have tried several times to date and make girlfriends. But have failed in my attempts! I guess I am lacking something somewhere in a big way, which is why girls refuse to be with me.
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Jhony,
Stuff a sock in it....Oh, I meant in your mouth. Ha!
You can't get us again with this scam!
"And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." Paul McCartney
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Thanks for posting that, Polly. I hadn't thought about Josie Cotton in years.
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What are ya doing TONIGHT big fella? {If THAT doesn't scare him away NOTHING will!}
bc
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Hey...that should do it Bob! LOL
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You could offer them some money?
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You seem to have a very charming and pleasing personality as you already have so many friends. You can of course, extend your relationship with them beyond events. For guidance on dating you ought to refer to www.abcsofattraction.com. This is a very comprehensive site about dating based on a holistic approach. It tells you how you can enhance your persona, have the right body language and attitude, exude confidence and have the woman of your dreams!!! The site has gained immense popularity and has also been featured on cover pages of several leading magazines.
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Reminds me of the John Prine song "Dear Abby." Without the music, of course. or the humor.
Joe
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O.k, would you two douche bags PLEASE vacate the premises?
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I wonder how long it will be before "prior" chimes in with an answer. Or just maybe, this person will create another persona, but I doubt if he or she is that creative. AHA!!! Behold the amazing psychic powers of Kevin Edward Rose.
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...pardon me please... while I sign another autograph or two here among all my adoring fans.
With luck, I may have continued my significant batting average of "killing threads" by offering another one of my little snippets of wisdom... LOL!
Too funny guys and gals.
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Johny, young sir, as man once the envy of many, who had more girlfriends than Frank Sinatra, allow me to give you some advice to improve your score with the score.
This advice, as any good advice, will not come free. Welcome to:
DUNBAR'S EROTIQUE TECHNIQUE CRITIQUES
Yes, I am offering paid critiques in the technique of love. A comprehensive service that takes you from image consultation, how to fake confidence, the right "demo," and how to successfully present your "package."
Dunbar's Erotique Technique Critiques is a nine day seminar including group sessions, individual counseling, and a special nightlife tour including "Practical Persuasive Pitching" with Marc Alan Barnette.
Punch up those opening lines. Also, learn to put sass in your a** with the "Winning Walk," a special added presentation by yours truly, the foot.
So don't sit there wondering why you spend your evenings watching Star Trek reruns and trolling websites to spam. Sign up for Dunbar's Erotique Technique Critiques today and make the young ladies go wild.
You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash It's only music. -niteshift Mike Dunbar Music
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Has anyone ever heard of "DUNBAR'S EROTIQUE TECHNIQUE CRITIQUES"? Have you used this service? Is it a scam? I would like to consult my friends at JPF before I "extend" a relationship with this service.
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Jhony, first off, learn to spell your own name. Next take a little advice from Dice Clay, "take her out and throw a burger down her throat." Then she owes you, simple as that.
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Maybe the Cookbook Forum?
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Mr Yeager...have you ever considered starting your own dating advice website?your advice could be most helpful to people in situations like these...possibly even your own column right beside Dear Abby....lol
*****You know I'm a dreamer,but my heart's of gold*****Motley Crue
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Nah, I think he should go to the Technical forum if he doesn't understand how things work.
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thanks Michelle
yes I think I have been giving this guy at least-good advice- but he obviously hasnt taken it-cause he is still alive-lol......
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heh heh...wtf? I have no idea whats going on here but it made me laugh.
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Jhony... Call me. -Jennifer ![[Linked Image]](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/245477%7EJennifer-Connelly-Posters.jpg)
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By the way Mark,
I was listening to your songs and I gotta tell you,I LIKE IT,I LIKE IT!!!
Great work.
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Nah, I think he should go to the Technical forum if he doesn't understand how things work. Hee hee...yeah, there's definitely something NOT WORKING in that department, that's turning the wimmin off. Dunbar's Erotique Advice....hmmmm. Well, so far he's been good with guitar and vocal advice...I'll bet his erotique advice includes "the pleasures of foot massage".
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and the award for "how to tell a spam ad to piss off" goes to.......oh it's a tie congrats tom and dunbar. i need that. thanks
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What are ya doing TONIGHT big fella? {If THAT doesn't scare him away NOTHING will!} Hey Bob...does your wife know you're, uh, yannow, swingin' both ways???? 
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What are ya doing TONIGHT big fella? {If THAT doesn't scare him away NOTHING will!} Hey Bob...does your wife know you're, uh, yannow, swingin' both ways???? Playin' fer the other team...rump ranger, etc. I mean...I DON'T JUDGE! Yer my pal either way, but...iffin yer going to the HILLBILLY FAG BAR and asking some dude iffin you can help "push in his stool"...well, I think you know where this is goin'... This isn't going to get me kicked off, is it?
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thanks JT
Mike and I proudly accept the award in view of all the great competition....and we look forward to new challenges in the coming spam.....
Tom
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I can hardly wait for their next post.
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Poor Jhonywillow - all he wanted was some love...  I get some regular (in the sense of frequent) emails offering me cheap medication - maybe that would help? Dan
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Thank you for the information. Goodbye.
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Polly, I assume Dunbar's Erotique (the 'q' is a nice touch) Advice includes some form of playing footsie.
Joe
Foot loose. --Pinocchio
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Yeah, I think Dunbar's just bein' snobby with that old "q" in the word there. Anyway...I'd bet money he has a foot fetish. He thinks his foot is so "hot", he put it up as an avatar!
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Mike IS a foot, Polly...that's really him in the picture. Please don't hurt his feelings. We're all in this together. Hey Mac! Thanks! Just read your post.
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I am a party animal, and quite regular.
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Clearly, Kaufman, you are a mere concubine for your cat.
As far as Dunbar goes...iffin it's all about posting body parts here...
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yes Polly you are right
its very clear who wears the fur in Marks house-lol
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