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Hard-Fi
by Gary E. Andrews - 06/19/26 06:43 PM
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southern rock...
Babes With Boobs
I was walkin’ from the local waffle house
When she passed me in a wicked cotton blouse
My eyes started harvestin’ them Georgia peaches
Yeah from head to toe, tan lines didn’t show
From them nudie beaches
But then mackin’ on her was some buck-tooth clown
Nowadays I see ‘em everywhere in town
Babes with boobs, chicks with dudes
Who look like chumps n rubes
Lord, she’s sleek n chic
He’s a freaky geek
When I see ‘em there
I just gotta stare
At babes with boobs
Last weekend at Wal-Mart in a clothing aisle
She was by the dressing room all hot n wild
Purty soccer mama in a summer halter
Her man was five foot tall, he’d be a soccer ball
If he was any balder
Beer gut had more tires than the Michelin Man
Nuthin’ captures my attention longer than
Babes with boobs, chicks with dudes
Who look like chumps n rubes
Lord, she’s sleek n chic
He’s a freaky geek
When I see ‘em there
I just gotta stare
At babes with boobs
Remember Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
I shake my head just thinkin’ of it
Babes with boobs, chicks with dudes
Who look like chumps n rubes
Lord, she’s sleek n chic
He’s a freaky geek
When I see ‘em there
I just gotta stare
At babes with boobs
©2008 Robert George
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Robert, Robert, Robert!
Again, funny and to the point. Another good write, should be a great guitar tune. Good luck!!
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Ah, This must be Bait-&-Switch Week, Amigo!
Fine Fun...& Very Apt Observation, I'll add. Absolutely KILLER Bridge, much as I like Lyle's Music! & "KUDOS" for addin' New Meaning to the Word "Harvest"---Excellent Fun!
I could make a Wry Comparison between Cup Size & Cranial Space, but then-again, there's Dolly--
Congrats on a Winner, Amigo!
Good Luck & a Big Guy-Hug,
Ol' Stan
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I love the Lovett line.....wow what a picture....
forgot about that!
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This is like the country version of Is She Really Going out With Him by Joe Jackson. I always liked that line, "pretty women out walkin' with gorillas down my street." I like that's he's leaving Waffle House in the first verse..kind of gives us the whole picture of our singer and his perspective. 
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great hook using boobs, meaning boobs but writing it so it's about the rubes bein' the boobs...ha...i think i got that right...i'll work music for it if ya wanna see where it would go, lemme know...see ya...mj
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man, I can't believe people like this! I woke up in the middle of the night Monday and ran the hook through my mind again and thought "I can't write that...it's crap". but I did anyway.
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Hey, Amigo..."My Girl Bill" was a HUGE Hit...(& this'n's Better'n than That One..JMO.)
Glad to see ya Already Got Good Music arrivin' for it, too, Bro!
Lookin' Forwards to hearin' it..& Laughin' my Anatomy Off!
'Nuther BGH,
Stan
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I think this is great fun and if Stan reads this...
"Fine Fun...& Very Apt Observation, I'll add. Absolutely KILLER Bridge, much as I like Lyle's Music! & "KUDOS" for addin' New Meaning to the Word "Harvest"---Excellent Fun!"
From his quote. I bet he loves to go harvesting peaches whenever he gets the chance, but most men do. LOL... That was a great way to word it Couchgrouch and by the way, how did you get my hubby's name? LOL, Kim
*Always open to collaborations on my lyrics.. with singers and musicians, but PLEASE contact me before putting work into one--in case someone else has it..thanks!!** BMI Member All Rights Reserved http://www.littleikepublishing.com Email for Song Business Only littleikeproductions@hotmail.com
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Let's give "BOOBS" a Bump...Couch deserves a "10-Spot" for alla this Fun! (C'mon ya Grinches...give this Baby a Boost & leave it a COMMENT!!!)
Big Hugs,
Stan
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Hey Robert, Did you really think this was crap at first? I guess that's why, at least sometimes, we can be poor judges of our own work. This is witty, slightly trashy, a bit more naughty, and most of all very funny--but not at all crap. The "Lovett/of it" rhyme is indeed priceless. I hope bumping an old lyric doesn't embarrass you...too much Missed you, Mike
Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice
Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
-The Divine Comedy (Neil Hannon)
from the song "Songs of Love"
from the album "Casanova" (1996)
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I thought the initial idea was cheesy but I guess it's got a little bit of charm, haha. now that it's been awhile since I wrote it.
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