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I'd love to see one that said "Roommate Wanted."

Joe

HIDee Mister "100"....(Clap-Clap..Cheer!) ;-)>

"See You In September"

"You Won't See Me"

"Abracadabra" (Remember the NEXT Line?) ;-)>

"Up, Up & Away"

"Sailin'"

"Searchin'"

"Cruisin'"

"Groovin'"

"Chooglin'"...

"Let's Get Away from It All"

"Let's Call The Whole Thing Off"

"Fly Me To The Moon"

"You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore"

"Baby Come Back"

"Hello/Goodbye"

"This Must Be The Start of Something Big"

Time for the "Boot Scoot Boogey" Amigo...but, THANKEE, it's been extended FUN today!

Big Guy Hug,
Stan

Did you already mention "Break On Through to the Other Side"?

And come to think of it, didn't Morrison have a song entitled "The End"?

Joe

Wow..those 2 are KILLERS, Bro Joe!

"Zing Went The Strings to My Heart"

"Yakkity-Yak (CAN'T Talk Back)"

"All I Have to Do Is Dream"

"He DID The Loco-motion"

"No Particular Place to Go"

"The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia"

Suppertime..(& The Livin' is Easy!~) IF I break for it!


Thankee Again, Bro-Migo!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

I've enjoyed reading all these. Stan, I think you have the makings for a book w/an idea that's never been put into print before!!!

How about:

I'll be in the non-smoking section!

Ouch, watch where you're walking!

Stop staring, will ya!

I'll leave the light on.

Ooo, ooo! "She's not there."

Joe

Happy 1:30 AM Mz Lynn & Thankee for the Live Ones!

LOVED that "Light On" Gem!

Just FOUND a few I'd jotted down & lost...(Song Titles with Headstone Overtones)...here come a few More...heh!

"I Love That Dirty Water"

"Travelin' My Life Away"

"Call Me Mr Blue"

"Get Back (To Where You Belong)"

"(I Think I'm Goin') Outta My Head"

"Yes, I'm The Great Pretender"

(Said Stan, startin' to doze off again...)

Dunno just HOW this'd make a good Book....but might be fun tryin'!

Here's an Actual Epitaph, scratched into the stone of a Coal Baron's Mausoleum by some folks who worked for him:

"He Cheated The Poor, He Robbed The Rich
He's Gone to Hell, The Son of a Bitch~"

Waal, I gotta thank You & Joe & head off to the Great Beyond...for a Short Spell..hopefully!

Big Hugs,
Stan

Ah, what a Fine & Dandy One, Bro Joe!

Always like how the Piano Guy kinda lost it on those Solos....

"You Really Got Me Now" JUST came to mind as my Head's Juke Box switched from The Zombies to The Kinks.

Such Sick Puppies we are...but Dayum, this is continuous Fun!

Time for bed...here's a "stretch"...remember this ol' baby:

"My Boomerang Won't Come Back"...

Thanks & a Big Nitey-Night Guy-Hug,
Stan

Stan,
I love the Liberty one. I'm running out of good ones.


wait here one comes....

I'm all dried up...Get it???

Have a Great Day.

G'Mornin' Mz Woo...& hey, as a Song, that'd be

"How Dry I Am"... ;-)>

I gotta go out & recharge the Battery on one of our pair of Previa Vans...it's got a short somewhere..dies if I don't drive it Twice Daily..& hasn't been driven since Saturday..(gulp)...(It's becoming a Rechargeable Electric Vehicle..of sorts..heh!)

So...just got time to think up 3 'Taphs before I hit the Bricks this AM...

"I'll Get Right Back To You on That"

"At Last I'm on that Low-Calorie Diet"

"Death Tastes Just Like Chicken"

Off to giving Toyota a Little Zap!

Thanks for Your Kind Visite, M'LadyChum!

Big Thursday Hugs,
Stan

How about "
all dressed up and no place to go"?

Yes, Stan, I think there's a book. And we'd probably spend days, ifnot weeks, thinking up possibilities for the title.

Joe

How about "All dressed up and no place to go"?

Yes, Stan, I think there's a book. And we'd probably spend days, ifnot weeks, thinking up possibilities for the title.

Joe

Thanks for Doublin' the Pleasure (& The Fun) Bro Joe!

Gotta feed the Critters & Scoot!

Happy Thursday, Bro!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

OOps. Sorry. Din't notice.

("Oops" wouldn't be bad, either.)

Joe

"OOPS Says It All", Bro-Migo!

Gotta scoot...here's some Lunch Hour "Quickies":

"He missed me with his bullets (But that Grenade was close-enough)"

"NOW I respect The Law"

"If At First You Don't Succeed, You Might Wind Up Here"

"The First 1000 Years Here are The Hardest"...

"Dyin's Easy...Living was The Hard Part"

Gotta Scoot...So Far, a Pretty Good Day "Above Ground!"

Big Guy-Hug/Thanks Amigo,
Stan

I suppose "How's the weather?" has been overdone.

Wasn't it George Jones who sang "How's your new love?"

And who could forget Willie Nelson? "Hello, walls.."

Joe

How about?

"The Green Green Grass of Home"

Hi, Beth.

"We were out for a ride in my daddy's car..." I forget what the song's title was, but the first line of the chorus was "Oh where, oh where can my baby be?"

Anyone mentioned "On the road again"? The list is getting a tad long.

And an oldie. Not the title, of course: "He was her man--but he done her wrong."

And John Prine, of course: "Please don't bury me..."

I'll go back to work now, too.

Joe

Happy 4th Of July, Mz O & Bro Joe & EVABODY!

I've got WAYY too much time on my hands with this Day Off...so here come a few Fresh Ones, & Hope You're all hvaing a Bangup Kinda Day!

"Lightning Is Striking..Again" --Lou Christie

"He Lived It Up ('Till It Brought Him Down)"

"He Died Happily Ever-After"

"Big Fast Cars & Gravity Don't Mix"

"Red Bull Gave Him Wings"

"He Who Hastily-Inspects a Dud on the 4th of July often Becomes One"

"An Ounce of Prevention Can Prevent TONS of Granite"

"He Lived Life 'Till All 4 Wheels Fell Off It"

"Loved The North 'Till His Health Went-Suth"

"Off To Catch The One That Got Away"

"Got Nailed by A Hammerhead Shark"

"IF Ya Drink, Don't Drive; If Ya Smoke, Don't Shop for Fireworks"

(Let's end on that li'l PSA, eh?) ;-)>

Have a Happy & Safe One, Folks!
Thanks for keepin' this Way-More'n-"7-Deadlies" Alive!

Big Lively Hugs,
Stan

"Wow this dying is living, even the clouds have sleep numbers!"

G'Mornin' Mz Lynn...Start the day off with a Good'n'...YAYYYY!

I woke up with a Song playing in my mind I know I haven't heard in over 50-some-years (So I prolly got the Hook wrong):

"Don't Let The Stars Get in Your Eyes (Don't Let The Moon Take Your Heart)" {I'm not REAL sure about "take" there..."chase" maybe?)

I've noticed lately the Funeral Arrangers have come up with these Etched-in-Granite PORTRAITS of the Recently-Departed on their stones...& reflected on how FUN it'd be to have one's Tongue-Sticking-Out..or a "Bird" Offered..in-near-Perpetuity on one's Headstone. (ANYTHING to break up the Solumn-ness of da Place would be a "Plus" IMHO.)

Lessee..other Songs that come to mind:

"I Can See For Miles (& Miles...& Miles...)"

"Tell Laura I Loved Her" (Boy was that ever a Smarmy One...)

"Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny Go!" (From "Little Ol' Lady from Pasadena"..wotta FUN Tag Line!)

&..Parting Wisdom Dep't:

"Inhale..Exhale..(Repeat Until Tired)"

Gotta Scoot..Happy 5th of July!

Big Hugs,
Stan

Stan, I know you wanted this one to die (sorry) quietly. But did anybody ever suggest "Everybody's gone away..."?

Joe

How about "Everybody's talking at me....can't hear a word they're saying...only the echoes of my mind"...

Did we already do "down and dirty"?

Sorry, Stan,
Mz. O

Ah..My Evil Twins are At It Again!

Waal..Just thunk up a few More Blasts-For-The-Past:

"I Only Have Eyes For You" (Sorry 'bout the rest!)

"Give Me 3 Steps?"

"The Cat's in The Cradle"

"It's Too Late, Baby"

"I Feel The Earth Move (Under My Feet!)"

LA Femme says "It's Suppertime"...so I gotta Go...but feel free to Resurrect This Ancient Thread, when The Spirit Moves Yas~!

Big Hugs,
Evil Stan

And who could forget the Everly Brothers. (I know--I could. I did until Derek mentioned them today.) "Bye bye, love..."

And I suppose since we're on the subject of "why?" (hi, Beth), has anyone mentioned "Why, tell me why, don't you treat me right?"

Joe

Hey Joe

While we are still on the subject of why. How bout this interesting old country hook Why lady why do you treat me like you did if you don't. That one is a regular tongue twister!
Derek

"Innagaddadavida, Baby."

Joe

HiDee & Happy Near-Weekend, Evil Dudes!

Lessee....

"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles"

"Shattered"

Here's 4 off an ol' Elvin Bishop Band Jacket:

"Spend Some Time"
"Keep It Cool"
"Once In a Lifetime"
"Graveyard Blues"

& then there was

"War, What Is It Good For?"

Back to my Regularly-Scheduled Schedule...(Thank The Deity that Repairs are Still Tricklin' In!)

Big Guys-Hug,
Stan

Stan, there is also "And Then There Was You."

joe

Would it be too much to have "Let there be peace on Earth, and let it begin with me"?

Joe

That last one's a Goodie, Bro Joe!

Of course, a Sarcast might want

"Now & Then, There's a Fool Such As I"....heh!

Others that Trickled in:

"Run, Run, Run, Run, Runaway"

"Dey Do Run Run"

"Hot Diggity-Dog Diggity Do (What'd Ya Do T'Me?)"

And a Personal Fave:

"8 Miles High"...

Happy Saturday & Bon Weekend, Amigo!

Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

"Who Let the Dogs Out?"

Joe

Good'n' Bro Joe...

How 'Bout "STAY...Just a Little Bit Longer..."

"Anticipation..."

"Oh, What A Lucky Man..He Was"

Too-Pooped to do more'n Pitiful this eve...DID get a Lotta Yard Work..(& 1 clock repair) done on this "Day Off"...

&..penned an Inspirational Bit titled "Ya Just Need One"..I'll post tomorrow..Or the Next Day...(STILL got that Twisty Gal's-Missin' Song to get in here, now that The Server's Servin' again~)

Thanks for Keepin' This Plot from gettin' Too-Cold, Amigo!

Big Guy-Hug,
Evil Stan

There's Henny Youngman's famous line, too: "Take my wife. Please." (In fact, he may have had that actually put on his gravestone.)

And you mdentioned "That's all, folks!" Right? (Mel Blanc may have had that put on his gravestone, too. Probably better than "What's up, doc?")

Joe

G'Mornin' BroJoe!

Yeah, it'd be REAL Interesting to see what Henny DID put on his stone...he was SUCH a Master of the One-Liners! Wonder if Rodney Dangerfield's'll read "Respect..AT LAST!"

Mel's DOES have that Inscription mentioned in the Lyric..along with a Star of David on top...(I was hesitant to ask him about Judaism back when I knew him...& that answered THAT Question for me!)
(I gotta call up his son, Noel, this week..to ask if Mel..or he..were/are "Lefties"...& some Details on the Peter Heinlen Clock/Watch they own..for a song about the world's First "Spring-Driven Timepiece" that Mel once bought for $300 of a Beverly Hills Jeweler.) (It's the only-known Heinlen Timepiece, dates around 1500..Nurenberg, Germany.)

Couple Other 'Taphs that come to mind this AM:

"I Shall Return"...(Gen Mac Arthur oughta have that one?)
"To Die, To Sleep..No More"...(A line about Death, penned by Will Shakespeare)
"Wake Me When It's Over"...(Me!)

Back to da Real World of Bills & Clock Repairs!

Thankee, Amigo!
Big Guy-Hug,
Stan