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Bathroom Wall Jesus That's who he prays to He's there with ten apostles cause two have faded through He loves to read the prophets Like Ant'ny 3:6 Let' us hate on Gays amd Jews and speak in tongues fir kicks
Verse 2 He whispers nonsense Through porcelain halls Sings off-key echoes From bathroom stalls
A phantom of plumbing A king of the drain Ruler of weirdness And questionable stains
Pre-Chorus If you hear a giggle When you're all alone Better check twice Before you sit on that throne
Chorus Oh beware the troll below Where the dirty waters flow He don’t bite, but man he’s foul With a greasy grin and a soggy scowl Yeah you might laugh, you might cry Wonder how he’s still alive In the pipes where nightmares roll Lives that toilet bowl TROLL
Bridge Crayon warnings on the tile Stay too long, he stays awhile You can flush but he won’t go He's got nowhere else to go
Outro So if you feel a splash too cold Or hear a story half retold Just wipe your fear and pay the toll… And pray you dodge that bathroom troll
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