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by JAPOV - 04/27/26 10:49 AM
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WHEN?
by JAPOV - 04/23/26 11:28 PM
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Joined: Nov 2016
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Let's see if I can get some of you guys to smile... https://www.soundclick.com/song/15203923Ballad Of Women Drivers On my way to work this morning Cruisin' down the interstate I glanced over to my left And there was a women there In a brand new shinny Cadillac Doing sixty-five miles per hour Face next to her rear view mirror Putting her eyeliner on I looked away for just a second Tryin' to finish my shaving And when I looked back again She was half in my lane Still working hard on her makeup Now I don't scare easily But she scared me half to death I had to buckle up real fast I dropped my electric shaver Knocking the donut from my hand In all the sudden chaos Tryin' just to keep the car straight I was using my knees Against the steering wheel It knocked my cell phone Right outta my ear It fell right into my coffee Right between my legs Splashed and burned Big Jim and the twins Ruined my brand-new phone Soaked my pants clean through Dropped an important business call Damn Women Drivers
Last edited by texritter; 03/19/26 10:37 PM.
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Got me smiling , my wife scares the hell out of me driving
We’re all built from the same dust and dreams,
Different roads, but the same means.
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Thanks Elvis... Happy to make you smile...
Guess no one else around here has a since of humor....
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