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Riot Fest
by Gary E. Andrews - 06/21/26 10:51 PM
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[color:#009900]please listen here[color:#000000]... [/color][/color] http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartAnd a special thanks to Little Stevie for helping me out with some sound/volume issues, thanks a bunch !!High Heels
© words and music by Lisa Gundling/C. Stewart ( May 22, 2013 )
Men In High Heels
Oughta wear a helmet
On nights when they dance too fast
Men in high heels
Oughta wear knee pads
In case their arches crash
They squeal in pain from calves that twitch
Men in high heels
Who wear short skirts
Shouldn't be climbing ladders
Men in high heels
In the midnight hour
Know damn well what matters
Their voices get a real high pitch
Men in high heels
Let the leg hair grow
Through the holes in their fishnet hose
Men in high heels
Learn to run real quick
When they wear their best friends clothes
Diabolically make the switch
Last edited by Calvin; 05/26/13 10:40 PM.
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Ummmm, Calvin... You really need to be careful about the clubs you hang out in at night! Lol! I can always count on hearing something different when I listen to your songs. once again, you did not let me down!
Tom W.
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Men in high heels
Let the leg hair grow
Through the holes in their fishnet hose
Men in high heels
Learn to run real quick
When they wear their best friends clothes
That's really funny. Another enjoyable listen you two.
Stevie
I'm the only person here who is not unique.
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Calvin & Lisa, You two are fast becoming the Rodgers & Hammerstein of the wickedly weird Gonzo song. I was half expecting to hear Boris Karloff come in on harmonies as the song went on. You've got another one to add to the growing catalog.
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YOUALL--
IF HIGH HEELS WERE FOR EVERYONE, I WOULD BE THE LAST ONE AT THE DANCE WEARING THEM--I CAN SEE ME NOW IN 13EEEE RED HIGH HEELS DOING A CHA-CHA!
YOUALL KEPT THIS ONE PRETTY CLEAN--BUT, RAUNCHY COULD BE WAITIN' IN THE WINGS--A CLEVER ONE!
WRITE ON--
Mackie
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Hi ya Mackie, We appreciate you giving this one the time of day. Yes this one is pretty clean, I made her keep it that way. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Tom, Good to see ya & T H A N K S a lot for listening to this one. Yeah I really need to quit going to those kind of establishments. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Stevie, Thanks for listening & for your advise/help, etc, you're alright ! Glad you enjoyed the humor. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Dan, Thanks a lot for giving us a few minutes of your day. Maybe... Codgers and Hammertime Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin -- I had another listen with those changes suggested by Stevie -- I don't know what you changed, but it does sound great! Also, those "yeah baby" lines that you added were "off script" (lol!) and very comical! Thanks so much -- this sure was another FUN write with you! -- Lisa
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Hi Tom -- I laughed at your note! Thanks for the fun visit! -- Lisa
Hi Stevie -- Thanks so much! As I mentioned to Calvin, whatever you two worked on worked out great! -- Lisa
Hi Dan -- "Wickedly weird" -- I like that! Whenever Calvin and I have "finished" a lyric, I always wait with bated breath to hear what he's going to do with it...and I always end up highly entertained! Thanks for your nice comments and visit! -- Lisa
Hi Mackie -- As long as you eschew the fishnet stockings, the red high heels are fine -- LOL! Also, yes, Calvin gets his mop and bleach out and cleans up each song! lol! Lisa
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What can ya say...You Two are out breaking New Musical & Lyrical Ground on a Weekly-Basis, and this one's Really-Fun!
(Sorta brings to mind that ol' joke about "If he calls ya a cross-dresser again, hit him with your handbag"... ;-)>
Ol' J Edgar Hoover woulda prolly loved this one...Congrats!!!
Good Luck with this one..it's One 0f a Kind..heh-heh!!!
Best Wishes & Big Hugs,
Stan
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Hello Stan, I hope you're doing well, we thank ya for the big thumbs up. Yes, we're trying to make some funny tunes and maybe we'll even make a serious one in the future, but right now there's just too many funny things staring me in the face.....yeah baby ! Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Last night I tore my wife's pantee's off, they were killing me.Sorry about that one.
Another good song,some good lines too
Travis
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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the closest i got to high heels were those platform shoes during the disco daze.Ya'll have a fun one here!Keep at it!Mike
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My favorite lines ever:
"Men in high heels
Who wear short skirts
Shouldn't be climbing ladders"
Love the "yeah baby"
Another great collab guys and gal!
Dave
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Calvin/Lisa,
I have a new title for your next CD.
"Rabbits and Drag Queens."
People will buy it just out of curiosity! Again, entertaining guys!
steady-eddie.
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Hi Mike, Thanks a bunch for giving this one a few minutes of your day. Are you sure I didn't see you in heels just the other day ? Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Never a dull moment when Calvin is on your team! Good job! The ladder line was my fave! A smile and a chuckle for sure.
Todd
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Crap. Look at the "what's happening"....click on a song 'cause of the title...and spend the rest of the day trying to find some Clorox for my brain to get this visual outta ma' head...
Here's to the low spark of the high heeled boys...
_________________ ~ terrill “One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.” ― Bob Marley SOUNDCLICK FaceBook
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I worry about you sometimes....seriously!
LOL
Glad you're having so much fun!!! This was very fun to hear and read.
A little sugg though (just tween you and I Calvin....maybe try shaving them legs before the fishnets go on...could keep some of these issues from happening)
HA!
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Hi Stan -- Thanks so much for your fun visit -- I'm glad this tickled your funny bone too! -- Lisa
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WOW..Thats diabolically fringe baby..Real fun! Good job Calvin. doug
Learn all the musical rules inside and out- Then break 'em...
Grace..Peace...Love
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Hi Travis -- As long as you stay away from the high heels, it's okay -- lol! Thanks for the nice visit! -- Lisa
Hi Michael -- I still think those platform shoes are cool! They were the first high heels I ever wore, in eighth grade, I think! Thanks for the memories! -- Lisa
Hi Dave -- When Calvin wrote that verse, I stared at it and stared at it, thinking-- you know, his logic is absolutely flawless! Yeah, baby! -- Lisa
Hi Eddie -- To give it a John Steinbeck feel, maybe, "OF Rabbits and Drag Queens." Brings some dignity to it, too! Thanks for the fun visit! -- Lisa
Hi Todd -- As I mentioned to Dave, the ladder logic of Calvin's can't be argued with -- ho, ho! And yes, never a dull moment when working with Calvin! Thanks! --Lisa
Hi Terrill -- I think you posted your comment in the wrong thread! What images would need to be Clorox-ed away here?! Yeah, baby! -- Lisa
Hi Caroline -- Better also tell Calvin about those gentle pink Daisy razors so there are no cuts or nicks! Thanks for your fun visit and keep the good advice coming for Calvin --LOL!
Hi Doug -- This song started with the word "diabolical!" I like pairing it with the word "fringe!" Maybe that would be be a good name for a Calvin CD too -- "Diabolically Fringe!" -- Lisa
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Hi Eddie, Thanks for the fun suggestion.... or how bout, ((( Drag Queens & Rabbits....Grab It ))) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Todd, Nice to see ya & thanks a lot for listening & your comments. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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haha what a cool tune. You guys are a trip Calvin/Lisa! "Yeah Baby!" Keep em' comin'  -S
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Hello Terrill, Thanks for listening to our song & for the comments. Have a great weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Steve -- Yeah, Baby! (I love writing that and hearing Calvin singing it in my head!) Thanks! -- Lisa
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Hi Caroline, Good to see you & thanks for the listen & the helpful hint. gee, I wish I had soemone to help me shave. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Deliciously funny, strange and entertaining at the same time...Yeah Baby!!! You have a style all your own Calvin 
*Always open to collaborations on my lyrics.. with singers and musicians, but PLEASE contact me before putting work into one--in case someone else has it..thanks!!** BMI Member All Rights Reserved http://www.littleikepublishing.com Email for Song Business Only littleikeproductions@hotmail.com
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ENTERTAINING
COOL
&
FUNNY
AS HELL
Quite a dastardly team, U 2 make.
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Hello Doug, Hey thanks a bunch for taking a few minutes to listen & we appreciate your comments. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Kimberly, We appreiate you giving or song a few minutes of your day, THANKS for the kind words. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Mister Nelson, It's always cool when you pay a visit, THANKS for the kind/fun comments. Glad you approve. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hey Kim,
Yeah Baby! Thanks for the fun assessment!
Lisa
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Hey Kim,
Yeah Baby! Thanks for the fun assessment!
Lisa
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Hi Nelson,
I laughed at the big, red, "HELL" -- and the word, "dastardly!" Thanks for your dastardly visit! Yeah Baby!
Lisa
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Short skirts on a ladder... I can go with that!!! :)))) scotty
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