I think Hostess is too big to fail. Think of all those union jobs!!! It's time for a government bailout. Of course, big bro...I mean Uncle Sam could insist they make some changes. Those Twinkies and Ding Dongs could be baked with whole grain wheat and filled with tofu. The cupcakes could be 1/2 cup cakes. And there could be a limit as to how many a customer could buy. No, better than that, there could be a mandate a tax...er...a penalty...er...(well call it whatever is expedient) could be charged to citizens who do not buy them. Buy Uncle Sam's Healthy Twinkies or else!


You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

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-niteshift

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