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A test
by bennash - 05/25/26 02:03 PM
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I wrote this for FAWM. Though I posted it on the Lyrics 3 forum, hoping for critique, people by and large have avoided it like the proverbial plague.  In any case, it certainly fits the 'bad habit' criterion. Donna Titty-Titty Bang-Bang(v1) He has osteopornosis A degenerate disease It’s left him weak and pallid And shaky in the knees He’s plastered to his widescreen Like nectar draws the bees Chorus It’s osteopornosis A millennium psychosis It drives men to distraction Needs no interaction No mutual satisfaction ‘Cause it’s strictly DIY And it’s titty-titty bang-bang All through the night (v2) He has osteopornosis And he doesn’t hear alarms As he backs off from emotion And a woman’s loving arms When the liquid crystal ladies Display their many charms Chorus It’s osteopornosis A millennium psychosis It drives men to distraction Needs no interaction As the ladies on the internet Sing their siren song And it’s titty-titty bang-bang The whole night long Bridge His girlfriend now sleeps all alone He locks the door behind him Before too long he’ll reach a place Where she can never find him Chorus It’s osteopornosis A millennium psychosis It drives men to distraction Needs no interaction No mutual satisfaction ‘Cause it’s strictly DIY And it’s titty-titty bang-bang All through the night © 2010 Donna Devine
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