I wrote this for FAWM. Though I posted it on the Lyrics 3 forum, hoping for critique, people by and large have avoided it like the proverbial plague. laugh In any case, it certainly fits the 'bad habit' criterion.

Donna


Titty-Titty Bang-Bang

(v1)
He has osteopornosis
A degenerate disease
It’s left him weak and pallid
And shaky in the knees
He’s plastered to his widescreen
Like nectar draws the bees

Chorus
It’s osteopornosis
A millennium psychosis
It drives men to distraction
Needs no interaction
No mutual satisfaction
‘Cause it’s strictly DIY
And it’s titty-titty bang-bang
All through the night

(v2)
He has osteopornosis
And he doesn’t hear alarms
As he backs off from emotion
And a woman’s loving arms
When the liquid crystal ladies
Display their many charms

Chorus
It’s osteopornosis
A millennium psychosis
It drives men to distraction
Needs no interaction
As the ladies on the internet
Sing their siren song
And it’s titty-titty bang-bang
The whole night long

Bridge
His girlfriend now sleeps all alone
He locks the door behind him
Before too long he’ll reach a place
Where she can never find him

Chorus
It’s osteopornosis
A millennium psychosis
It drives men to distraction
Needs no interaction
No mutual satisfaction
‘Cause it’s strictly DIY
And it’s titty-titty bang-bang
All through the night

© 2010 Donna Devine

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