I wrote a stupid ditty called "Fartin' Man" when I was in college, way back in some other administration. An absolutely ridiculous tune with very few words, no chorus, no change-ups. I made an even stupider recording of it last year just for a quick laugh at JPF and posted it, all just for kicks. Took about a half hour.

The right person heard it on SoundClick, and last week I signed a nonexclusive licensing contract to include it on the soundtrack of a new xBox 360 game called "xFart". No joke!

You never know.