Big Jim, I have never heard a banjo referred to as "breathtaking" unless somebody'd got hit with one in the solar plexus. Our rhythm banjo player in the punk-rock band Screamin' Gulch was always trying to tune his banjo, and we always were reminding him there was no point.

Q. How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only two. The question is how'd they get into the light blub...

Joe